I sure as hell hope the cops drop every single fine on his ass. Search and rescue fee, police hours. Then random people should sue him for making them worried and hoping that the kid was ok. Then child protective services should take the kids away cause obviously the dad is an ass and is not suited to raise his kids. Then someone should fill his ass up with helium and let him float away. This is ridiculous. #heliumballoon
@dimsum4u: I think they should pay municipal fees but I don't understand all the TV/Cable network backlash. Ratings went through the roof because of this stunt. A lot of people made a lot of money and I think all the media negativity is hypocritical. #heliumballoon
@belassoff: If I remember correctly, CNN said it was something with school, some day off...all of the kids (and it seems the neighborhood kids) were out of school . #heliumballoon
1. Get the kids out of the house.
2. Put the balloon in the basement
3. Inflate the balloon with hydrogen. 4. Remotely ignite the balloon.
5. Problem solved. #heliumballoon
Wow this guy's story changes every minute. Originally it was that their older son saw the youngest get into the balloon and then it 'somehow' became untethered and flew away.
That doesn't appear to be the case at all. So the family has been lying from the very start.
I think the father is going to be in some major hot water. #heliumballoon
@Avrus: The big tip off for me was hearing that he called the local TV station first to ask for their help. (They have a traffic helicopter.) Wouldn't most parents panicked about the safety of their kid call the police first? #heliumballoon
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What is even more funny that millions of people would think a helium balloon of that size would actually lift with a 6 year old in it.... ROFL.. #heliumballoon
@Darksider1972: Well dude, we're not all physicists. Somebody says, "my kid is in there and he's in danger" and we think, "save that kid!". We're not doing calcs in our heads about it, we just want the kid to be safe. That's what makes this so damn sick--these assholes played us for that very real emotion. #heliumballoon
I'm glad BalloonBoi is OK. And lets be clear on this point. What happened was the BEST outcome possible. I was wondering today what would have happened if that Mylar diaphragm had hit some high tension lines or one of those 2k' tall television towers. DoucheDad would have to prove to me that he had foreknowledge that he was sure that nothing like that couldn't have happened.
He's also an idiot for letting a kid go on live TV. Kids are like rabid dogs and women: unpredictable and likely to turn on you in a second. His back peddling and trying to be a buffer between the interviewer and BalloonBoi to steer him towards the right answers shows he is a manipulator. #GitEmSteveDaveOpines#heliumballoon
A balloon 10 times a big, so it could actually carry a 6 year old boy, taking Falcon on a sweet joyride that would cause Douche-Dad to spend enough time in prison that Falcon could grow up without the influence of that A-hole
That would be his only fighting chance at life IMHO #heliumballoon
@Goondocks: Well, when you become the head of emergency services, and someone says a child might be in there, THEN you can decide if you dispatch services or not. And if instead of reacting, you convene a commitee to asses if it's possible a child is involved before taking any action, I can tell you you will only get it wrong once before you are lynched. #heliumballoon
@GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks: I'm not saying they shouldn't react to the call. I'm commenting on the fact that in light of the evidence this somehow could not be viewed as a complete fabrication? #heliumballoon
@GitEmSteveDave_#GitEmSteveDaveRocks: I'm not saying they shouldn't react to the call. I'm commenting on the fact that in light of the evidence this somehow could not be viewed as a complete fabrication? #heliumballoon
@Goondocks: Hindsight is 20/20. According to the news reports, they were told it was an enclosed Gondola/instrument area, which would make sense, as getting data is harder when the instruments are surrounded with helium. What I mean is, if the area is 100% helium, that would affect air pressure readings and the such, as helium is different than O2. #heliumballoon
How does this prove it's a hoax??? Because they were stupid and didn't tie it down? The guy get's mad because his wife never held the rope. What's the big deal??? And lets trust the response of a 6 year old who's been pummelled with hundreds of questions. Why does there always have to be controversy? How it played out wasn't exciting enough?
@apples000: Uhhhhh, because he WATCHED it take off. The way it tipped would have shown an accomplished scientist such as himself if there was anyone tumbling around inside. And to think he claims he is the descendant of aliens. You can't claim that and then say you didn't know if the balloon you built launched like it had an additional 50 lbs in it. #heliumballoon
Actually, I think the cops are probably looking for some retribution here - seeing as they were stupid enough to believe a balloon of that size could lift a small child...
Do they not get Mythbusters in Colorado???? #heliumballoon
@S-Express has a pet troll: Nathan: Can't fault the cops, honestly. The cops didn't believe Baby Jessica was in the pipe at first, because there was no way a baby could fit in it. When it comes to kids, Cops, FireFighters, EMS, etc... suspend belief many times in order to save a child. I've been in a busy communications room in a Police house with my Dad when a call came in about a possible kid in a locked car. You want to see 10-15 hardened cops stop what they are doing and mobilize three cars, an ambulance, and a firetruck, have a call come in about a kid. #heliumballoon
But I can't believe anyone thought that balloon could carry a 6 year old - I guess everyone just got swept along with it (excuse the pun) #heliumballoon
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2. Put the balloon in the basement
3. Inflate the balloon with hydrogen. 4. Remotely ignite the balloon.
5. Problem solved. #heliumballoon
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That doesn't appear to be the case at all. So the family has been lying from the very start.
I think the father is going to be in some major hot water. #heliumballoon
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He's also an idiot for letting a kid go on live TV. Kids are like rabid dogs and women: unpredictable and likely to turn on you in a second. His back peddling and trying to be a buffer between the interviewer and BalloonBoi to steer him towards the right answers shows he is a manipulator.
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A balloon 10 times a big, so it could actually carry a 6 year old boy, taking Falcon on a sweet joyride that would cause Douche-Dad to spend enough time in prison that Falcon could grow up without the influence of that A-hole
That would be his only fighting chance at life IMHO #heliumballoon
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Do they not get Mythbusters in Colorado???? #heliumballoon
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But I can't believe anyone thought that balloon could carry a 6 year old - I guess everyone just got swept along with it (excuse the pun) #heliumballoon
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