Hello Kitty Apparently Has a Reversible Plush Line Straight from Hell

Despite what we were taught as kids, it seems those big golden birds we serve up at Thanksgiving might not actually be turkeys—at least if you're from Japan. If this $28 Hello Kitty plush toy is assumed to be biologically accurate—and I see no reason why it shouldn't be—turkey dinners actually come from cute cultural… » 6/04/13 3:41pm 6/04/13 3:41pm

Get Your Floors Clean and Cute With Hello Kitty Roomba

For homemakers who always wanted a Roomba but thought it too uncute, iRobot and Sanrio have partnered up to create a Hello Kitty-branded version of their robotic vacuum cleaner. So now not only does everybody's favorite expressionless cat protect your computer » 9/17/08 4:00am 9/17/08 4:00am, and , she'll also clean your floor. Who's a good kitty?…

Hello Kitty Found Dead, Charred in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES, California (Agencies) — Hello Kitty, actress, astrophysicist and acclaimed author of the play I Can Has Pink Cheezburger, has been found dead in her Los Angeles apartment on Tuesday, probably because of an accident with a home appliance and drug overdose. LAPD, however, is not ruling out other… » 2/05/08 4:00pm 2/05/08 4:00pm

Hello Kitty Expands Upon Arsenal With AR-15 Rifle

With previous releases, such as an AK-47 under it's belt, Hello Kitty looks poised to roll out a full army. This time around, some gun-loving nut put together a Hello Kitty-themed AR-15 assault rifle for his wife (how romantic) and posted the finished result on the interwebs for the world to see. It's so cute, it makes … » 12/29/07 6:45pm 12/29/07 6:45pm

Afternoon News: Goodbye Netscape, Hello Kitty For Men and More

• A new law in New Jersey willl ban internet sex offenders from the web. But then who will read Gizmodo? [The Register]
• AOL will discontinue development of the Netscape browser early next year. RIP Netscape, you were the original IE alternative. [TechCrunch]
• Once upon a time, Google went by the name BackRub. Yuck.… » 12/28/07 4:00pm 12/28/07 4:00pm

Swarovski-embedded Hello Kitty Laptop Makes Us Wince, Groan, then…

As if adorning an otherwise fine laptop in Swarovski crystals or Hello Kitty logos wasn't bad enough, NEC has made a laptop with both Swarovski and Hello Kitty, making this the worst laptop we've ever seen. Seriously, we're not even going to bother showing you the specs, because if anybody purchases this thing from… » 12/26/07 5:40pm 12/26/07 5:40pm

Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser Advances Buttocks Tech

Other than the iPod dock toilet paper speaker we thoroughly tested, there hasn't been any real advancement in the area of ass wiping technology in the past few years. This Hello Kitty dispenser changes everything with its automated dispensing unit that lets you program exactly how many sheets you want for your next… » 11/26/07 12:29pm 11/26/07 12:29pm