Hello Kitty Apparently Has a Reversible Plush Line Straight from Hell

Despite what we were taught as kids, it seems those big golden birds we serve up at Thanksgiving might not actually be turkeys—at least if you're from Japan. If this $28 Hello Kitty plush toy is assumed to be biologically accurate—and I see no reason why it shouldn't be—turkey dinners actually come from cute cultural… » 6/04/13 3:41pm 6/04/13 3:41pm

My Old Toaster Exploded and Now I Want This Hello Kitty Toaster

You might think the life of a tech writer is all drugs, cash, women, and limousines, but that's a burdensome misconception. A few nights ago, while trying to reheat a pie, my toaster blew up. So I need this one. » 12/13/11 8:20pm 12/13/11 8:20pm

This Hello Kitty Cellphone Is Better than Your iPhone

Why is there a mid-grade Android flip phone on a site full of brazen iPhone fanboys? (Yeah, we admit it. What. WHAT.) It's not the first Android flip phone. It's not the first Hello Kitty phone. It's not even very desirable. » 8/19/11 11:06am 8/19/11 11:06am

A Twitter iPhone App For Hello Kitty Fanatics

You'd have to be quite the crazed Hello Kitty fan to pay four bucks for a Twitter iPhone app with a nauseatingly cutesy user interface like this, but it's available on iTunes now anyway. [iTunes] » 6/04/10 1:40am 6/04/10 1:40am

The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre

When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. "She seemed so harmless," the neighbors will say. "We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow." But we knew better. » 2/04/10 9:40am 2/04/10 9:40am

Charge Your Phone with the Power of the Sun and Hello Kitty

This Hello Kitty solar charger strap provides the dual benefits of juicing up your phone and also making you look like a 13-year-old girl. It's a win-win! [Rakuten via TokyoMango] » 10/28/09 2:20pm 10/28/09 2:20pm

Hello Kitty Violates The Minew A10 PC

We enjoy making fun of all things Hello Kitty, but your daughter would probably love the Minew A10 (more than she would love the Hello Kitty AR-15 anyway). » 9/15/09 12:00pm 9/15/09 12:00pm

Hello Kitty Stormtrooper Ruins Both Star Wars and Hello Kitty

For every cool sneak peek of an upcoming movie we get from ComicCon, we also get a slice of legitimate horror like this Hello Kitty Stormtrooper here. ComicCon giveth trailers, and ComicCon taketh away dignity. [Kitty Hell via Boing Boing] » 7/24/09 10:20am 7/24/09 10:20am

Hello Kitty Keyboard Has Me Reaching for a Hammer

Hello Kitty will swallow your soul! And now that we have that out of the way, we can take a look at this incredibly loud looking Hello Kitty keyboard, which will also, incidentally, swallow souls. » 1/25/09 1:00pm 1/25/09 1:00pm

Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All…

>Hello Kitty is back. And this time she's taking no prisoners with a touchscreen cellphone which does calls, photos, music, video, SMS, games, FM radio, MMS, has a memory card, and is pink. Meow. » 1/07/09 12:40pm 1/07/09 12:40pm

Get Your Floors Clean and Cute With Hello Kitty Roomba

For homemakers who always wanted a Roomba but thought it too uncute, iRobot and Sanrio have partnered up to create a Hello Kitty-branded version of their robotic vacuum cleaner. So now not only does everybody's favorite expressionless cat protect your computer » 9/17/08 4:00am 9/17/08 4:00am, and , she'll also clean your floor. Who's a good kitty?…

Hello Kitty Found Dead, Charred in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES, California (Agencies) — Hello Kitty, actress, astrophysicist and acclaimed author of the play I Can Has Pink Cheezburger, has been found dead in her Los Angeles apartment on Tuesday, probably because of an accident with a home appliance and drug overdose. LAPD, however, is not ruling out other… » 2/05/08 4:00pm 2/05/08 4:00pm

Hello Kitty Gallery and CES 2008 Booth Tour

We [heart] Sanrio's Hello Kitty lineup. They didn't have anything as innovative as last year's lady shaver on display. Instead, the Kitty seems to be going emo, with a line of sweet matte black music devices. A full gallery of the booth and all its wacky goodness is after the jump... » 1/08/08 2:51pm 1/08/08 2:51pm

Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Shake Me to the Core

There's something not quite right about this girls' eyes. No, it's not the emo makeup or stupid hair coloring, although those are pretty bad. It's… oh my god, it is. She has Hello Kitty contact lenses. We're through the looking glass here. Take a closer look, if you dare. » 12/31/07 10:20am 12/31/07 10:20am

Hello Kitty Expands Upon Arsenal With AR-15 Rifle

With previous releases, such as an AK-47 under it's belt, Hello Kitty looks poised to roll out a full army. This time around, some gun-loving nut put together a Hello Kitty-themed AR-15 assault rifle for his wife (how romantic) and posted the finished result on the interwebs for the world to see. It's so cute, it… » 12/29/07 6:45pm 12/29/07 6:45pm

Afternoon News: Goodbye Netscape, Hello Kitty For Men and More

• A new law in New Jersey willl ban internet sex offenders from the web. But then who will read Gizmodo? [The Register]
• AOL will discontinue development of the Netscape browser early next year. RIP Netscape, you were the original IE alternative. [TechCrunch]
• Once upon a time, Google went by the name BackRub. Yuck.… » 12/28/07 4:00pm 12/28/07 4:00pm

Swarovski-embedded Hello Kitty Laptop Makes Us Wince, Groan, then Vomit…

As if adorning an otherwise fine laptop in Swarovski crystals or Hello Kitty logos wasn't bad enough, NEC has made a laptop with both Swarovski and Hello Kitty, making this the worst laptop we've ever seen. Seriously, we're not even going to bother showing you the specs, because if anybody purchases this thing from… » 12/26/07 5:40pm 12/26/07 5:40pm

Hello Kitty Waist Slenderer

Everybody loves a slender waist, and what better way to get one than with the world's most whored out cat? Just slip on the Slender Shaper, flip the switch to "Svelte," and you'll go from a size 6 to a size 2 in no time. Or not, since these things don't actually work. [Tokyo Times] » 12/24/07 10:00pm 12/24/07 10:00pm

Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser Advances Buttocks Tech

Other than the iPod dock toilet paper speaker we thoroughly tested, there hasn't been any real advancement in the area of ass wiping technology in the past few years. This Hello Kitty dispenser changes everything with its automated dispensing unit that lets you program exactly how many sheets you want for your next… » 11/26/07 12:29pm 11/26/07 12:29pm