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    Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    I told you this day would come people


    lights trash can on fire


    The Gods of Sanrio are displeased with our svelt lines and subdued colors and whiz-bang interfaces. they grow weary of our lack of cuteness, and now the grand and holy orifice has broken the clouds and sent its most powerful agent to destroy us. I warned you. I warned you all!

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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    I once convinced a Japanese girl to go out with me after I had convinced her that I had a Hello Kitty Tattoo on my thigh.


    It is gadget related because I took a picture of a Sharpie drawing I made and texted it to her via cell phone.


    Other than that, its just a funny story.

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    Image of AKAuser AKAuser
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet: Depending on your gender, this could be a cool post.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/07/09

    @AKAuser: That's true.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet: Did thing proceed far enough for her to realize you were lying?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet: You should've gotten a rub-on tattoo. It's not a lie if you don't specify the kind of tattoo it is.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Yeah. Because a temporary tattoo of Hello Kitty is so much more socially acceptable than a real one.


    I take it you mean an actual temporary tattoo and not one of the little rub-on ones from a box of Cracker Jack. Arguably, the Cracker Jack one has kitsch value.


    And you'll excuse me if I forget to use the {sarcasm} tags.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/07/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: ...and then by the time it had rubbed off it really would be too late.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet: you mean you purposely misrepresented yourself to obtain sex? Unheard of...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: The rub-ons typically last more than three minutes. Ironically, the "rub-ons" typically last less than three minutes.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/07/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: It was more of a joke to get her to look in the ol' pants.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/07/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Why would I tell a tale of failure? This is the Internet, where every story teller is a winner!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet:


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    Image of zweihander zweihander
    01/07/09

    @zenpoet: you should just get a tattoo of hellokitty on your thigh.. imagine being able to pull young asian women at the merest mention of said tattoo. and if your buddies see it.. let them in on your pickup #'s and they'll want one too.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/08/09

    @zweihander: I'm married now, so my pickup exploits consist of "common, its been a month, how about a tumble?!"
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    Image of Amit Da Amit Da
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    wtf girls that are goona buy this should invest some time looking for Dil*os maybe that can increase their chances or growing up, or they can just make different type of videos with their new kitty phone.
    now prrr to that.
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    Image of AKAuser AKAuser
    01/07/09

    @Amit Da: dilPhone?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/07/09

    @AKAuser: Nah. People would just confuse that with a Rugrats phone.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    My birthday is in August. Just sayin'.
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    Image of sxr7171 sxr7171
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    Let's mention the iPhone every time we get the chance. That'll keep the quality of writing at this site at it's peak.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/07/09

    @sxr7171: It's all worth it for Hello Kitty to say "I can haz sex?"
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    Image of not a sailor boy not a sailor boy
    01/07/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/07/09

    @not a sailor boy: Why do you have a picture of that?


    Never mind... I don't want to know.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/07/09

    @not a sailor boy: I am hopeful thats a Kitty Fleshight and not a Kitty Vibe. Please, for the sake of humanity.....
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    Image of MagentaPolo MagentaPolo
    01/07/09

    In reply to Hello Kitty Touchscreen Cellphone Great For Ages 5-6, and Morons of All Ages
    "For $142, I don't really know what else do you want, really."

    So...is the gun and 1 bullet optional?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    01/07/09

    @MagentaPolo: HOW DARE YOU MOCK HELLO KITTY THIS PHONE IS THE PINNACLE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY MEEEEEEOWRR!!!!
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