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    Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN

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    Image of digitdean digitdean
    02/18/09

    In reply to Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN
    And if the Higgs Boson doesn't exist?
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    02/18/09

    @digitdean: The Standard Model is FUCKED, and we have to completely rethink nearly everything we know about particle physics.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/18/09

    @digitdean: Then all scientists close up shop and become creationists.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/18/09

    @digitdean: I guess we'll go with Unparticle physics then..
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    Image of Sonicflare Sonicflare
    02/18/09

    In reply to Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN
    Why couldn't this be a race to discover a cure for cancer? o_o
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    02/18/09

    @Sonicflare: After 2012 it won't be that much of an issue...
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    Image of Dragonis Dragonis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN
    Why am I reminded of Futurama?
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    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    02/18/09

    @Dragonis: If you say everything in the voice of the Professor, it does sound very futurama-like. But then again, you can do that with everything: "Good news, everyone! I have just made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which could change the structure of the known UNIverse!"
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/18/09

    @jakebathman: Just imagine what would have happened if they had a fing-longer...
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    Image of bobloblaw bobloblaw
    02/18/09

    @Dragonis: Not that it's the same thing, but:


    Professor: Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.


    OR


    Humorbot: So I says, "Super collider? I just met her!" And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.

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    Image of Mike918 Mike918
    02/18/09

    In reply to Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN
    They should do an arm wrestling competition between the 2 teams so they can see who is the strongest physist and then...well then nothing.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/18/09

    @Mike918: And we can have a contest to find the world's tallest midget while we're at it.
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    Image of Thassodar Thassodar
    02/18/09

    In reply to Postponed LHC Restart Could Wrestle "God Particle" Discovery From CERN
    Oh snaps, them physicists can smack talk!


    I'm surprised they didn't lay down some of dem $5 words.

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    Image of the_lane the_lane
    02/18/09

    @Thassodar:

    Footlong?
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/18/09

    @the_lane: No, sucky sucky. Five dollar sucky sucky, me love you looooong time.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/18/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: You can't make comments like this one with that avatar.


    Seriously, it messes with my mind...

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