Gizmodo: high heels

Pistol Stilettos Can Really Hurt to Walk In

Mark Wilson — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:40:00 EDT

Surely these pistol stilettos adorned by Madonna at her recent directorial debut can't be packing real guns. Then again, if we had to listen to that much pretentious bullshit coming from our own mouths at all times, we might need our personal escape plan at arm's reach, too. [If Heels Could Talk via Violet Blue NSFW]

Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:30:00 EDT

If Luke had worn these on the Death Star, Leia would have never said he was too short to be a stormtrooper. And then she would have smacked his sorry peasant ass to grab them. And maybe George Lucas would have never decided to produce the prequels after that. And the world would have been a much, much better place. But I digress. The question here is—and I'm asking you—how the heck can you convince your sexual partner to wear these and the rest of the uniform?

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Footloose Heels Crank From Low to High In Seconds

Charlie White — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:15:00 EST

We're no big high heel wearers ourselves, but we like to watch those who choose to wear them walking away from us, as long as they promise to come right back. It's a guilty pleasure, though, because the damn things are so uncomfortable. One particular high heel sufferer has a remedy: Footloose, adjustable high heels that can be immediately converted into flats by just twisting that stiletto around.

So now those poor gals (and guys if they so choose) can wear flats most of the time, until they really need to strut their stuff, and then they can crank up the heels at a moment's notice. Footloose? Please, Louise, pull me off o' my knees. – Charlie White

Convertible High Heels [Oh Gizmo]