Though apparently Shark-shark cannot be the name of a scifi TV movie, you can put "Cyber" or "Chupa" in front of just about anything and have a perfect title. This handy chart comes on t-shirts and posters, via Hijinks Ensue.
Twilight fans can keep their shirts emblazoned with Robert Pattinson's face. The rest of us know that the only Team Edward worth belonging to is Team Edward James Olmos. And now you can wear your affiliation proudly.