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GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking
12/29/08

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Sadly, since the UK is so into hokkum "medicine" like magnets and the such, I bet this will be believed over there. IIRC, the Dr. who made the claim that vaccines caused Autism, which he later redacted after being shown his study was wrong, and of which no one told Jenni McCarthy, was from England and had said paper published there.
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ZLevee
12/29/08

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My Stepmother bought soem stupid medallion to repel EMFs.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/29/08

@Zlevee: I hated "Unbelievable" as much as the next guy but buying jewelry to repel one-hit wonder UK indie dance bands seems a bit excessive.

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ZLevee
12/29/08

@OMG! Ponies!: Now that you've posted that pic i think i'll aks her where i can get a medallion.
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l4crosse
12/29/08

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Next, drug addicts are going to get hundreds of routers in a room searching for a "high" because wifi messes with your brain. - brilliant
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s017jrs
12/29/08

@l4crosse:

I'm keeping an old wireless router by the door just in case the hippies attack.
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badhatharry
12/29/08

@s017jrs: I have a sign that says "Hippies Use Back Door. No Exceptions." Except, I don't have a back door. That'll hold 'em off.
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winshape
12/29/08

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This was the first I had heard of "Orgone Generators". A quick google search found this:

"An orgone generator can also neutralize the DOR fields which surround ELF and Microwave cell phone towers, alien Reptilian portals, satanic ritual sites, masonic temples, and nuclear reactors."

Screw "Wi-Fi makes me ill"...I'm worried about the "alien Reptilian portals". If these can stop a alien Reptilian Oblivion Gate from opening up in my backyard, then sign me up for two.

Though...if an orgone generator is "organic material, metal, and crystals", then my driveway is one huge orgone generator.
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badhatharry
12/29/08

@winshape: "Though...if an orgone generator is "organic material, metal, and crystals", then my driveway is one huge orgone generator."

So is my crazy Vietnam Vet Uncle's skull.
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almigi
12/29/08

@winshape: So, I was sitting in the Starbucks near the ol' Nuclear Power Plant, and on my laptop I had my browser open with two tabs, one on a Satanic website, the other on a Masonic website...
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nutbastard
12/29/08

@almigi:

and a reptillian jumped out of a portal, and proceeded to shoot a blue portal into the ceiling, and an orange one in the floor, which he then jumped through, and fell from the ceiling repeatedly for about 30 seconds until his leg caught and he was instantly pulverized.

kept falling, though.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/29/08

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And the Baby Boomers wonder why us Gen-Xers hate them...
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imasofa777: I dislike Nick's colon
12/29/08

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Oh, I see class action lawsuits in the future for all employers. Forcing me to work with all these evil Wi-Fi access points, I will make a fortune. Maybe I can start calling in saying I'm sick with the wi-fi. The stupidity in this country will never cease to amaze me.
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imasofa777: I dislike Nick's colon
12/29/08

@imasofa777:
Wait, I'm not a hippie does that mean I'm immune?
I guess I need to start smoking dope and stop showering.
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IN THE FACE!
12/29/08

@imasofa777: Now-a-days you only have to do the first one to use the moniker...
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BasicBlack
12/29/08

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Apparently proponents of the Internet are wrong. The free exchange of information does not cure ignorance and stupidity.
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IN THE FACE!
12/29/08

@BasicBlack: but neither does habitual drug use.
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dandaman247
12/29/08

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wow.
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IN THE FACE!
12/29/08

@dandaman247: Part of me want's to think that this crosses the line from hippie into the territory known as "bat shit crazy".

Yeah it's the hippie part of me that is wanting to think that...
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