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ElmoSapien: The Scariest Robot Ever

Holy shit. Robots Rule developed a new Elmo personality for the ElmoSapien, essentially turning the RoboSapien we love so much into an Elmo doll that haunts our every waking and non-waking moment. To install it on your own RoboSapien—although we don't know why anybody would—just download the instructions, sound files, and follow the guide on their site. Christ, why not make a GoatseSapien instead? That's the only way this could get any worse. [RobotsRule]

3:20 PM on Fri Sep 28 2007
By Jason Chen
16,804 views, 23 comments

Latest by russtophiles: It's great how people insist on ruining an otherwise hilarious video with idiotically loud music that makes listening to what he's saying needlessly difficult. Anyways, I for one embrace our new Elmo-robo overlords. more »

gadgets

Male Chastity Belt Preferable to Eunuchizing

We're not sure what to say about this stainless steel male chastity belt other than the fact that we want zero part of that. There's a hole in the front for your junk to go, as well as a hole in the back for the stinkier junk to drop out, and the whole thing is locked with a key you (hopefully) never lose. How long can this be worn? "The experiences of my customers are completely different. They range from weekend use to the continuous carrier." At least it beats getting your muchachos cut off forever. [Latowski via Nerd Approved]

2:15 PM on Thu Sep 13 2007
By Jason Chen
34,352 views, 54 comments

Latest by ldsdj: @ninj4: Religious stereotypes are always hilarious, and appropriate, especially on gadget websites. Actually, "Mormon Undies" are symbolic of promises a Mormon makes to be obedient to God. Funny stuff. more »