Isola S Turns Your Closet Into a Cocktail Lounge-Themed Kitchen

Toyo Kitchen's Isola S, from its Nobody line, is my answer to remaining fashionable in the oncoming economic apocalypse. Sure, I can no longer afford a McMansion in an affluent suburb, but I can get a storage unit somewhere and host fancy, LED-lit cocktail parties with this adjustable kitchen contraption. Isola S fits… » 11/03/08 11:15pm 11/03/08 11:15pm

Hanging Man Lamp Will Knot Brighten Your Day

I'm not a big fan of subtlety, so when I saw Monday's noose lamp » 10/22/08 12:35am 10/22/08 12:35am, I set out in search of something even more morbid. Lo and behold, the Colgao table lamp from enPieza! Studio in Spain, which really leaves nothing to the imagination. While the noose lamp could have been taken as an invitation to hang out, Colgao's…

Disappearing Pool Table Adds Secret Agent Awesomeness To Your Game Room

Everybody knows that no real bachelor pad is complete without a pool table, but if you want f@$#ing awesome » 10/09/08 2:30am 10/09/08 2:30am bachelor pad status, you gotta have it rise from the floor James Bond-style. This ridiculous mod uses a side-sliding trap door in the floor and a hydraulic lift to make a pool table appear where there was none…

Digital Messaging Light Switch Cover the First of 2008's WTF Products

Parrot's light switch cover with a built-in speaker to relay the digital message of your choice makes me long for a product banhammer, a hefty blunt instrument with which I can bludgeon pointless gadgets to death, entertaining myself and sustaining plastic splinters in the process. Record your 20-second message and… » 1/02/08 6:09am 1/02/08 6:09am