You can get roughly the same music+fire effect just by holding a match near someone's ass while they fart. More advanced "tooters" can play simple songs, such as "You Light Up My Life". My mother, a virtuoso, once played Haydn's entire "Fire Symphony". Sadly, no one could stand being in the room long enough to hear the whole performance.
"Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing 'O Sole Mio and La Marseillaise on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus"
Oh, man, I just don't understand why, in this day and age, we can't get this kind of family-oriented, quality stage entertainment. Nice find, monkeyboy!
@FrancesTheMute: A few people have been asking this. I've heard there's a new virus called Ponies! that effects forums and the like that posts random prefixes to user names. I think it actually comes from people who frequent beastiality sites, so you might now want to be too vocal about this thing. Like BlowMe! said, just run some malware remover. It should clear it up in about a day.
@OMG! TenderRonis!: OMG! I have the virus, too! Ponies - pigs -- I suppose it is all the same thing in the end. Er - then again, I guess I would prefer a pig in the end than a pony. Can I trade in this virus for another?
@mpar: Ridiculous. How do you saw a blog article? It's not a thing you can just cut in half. This isn't a magic show. You know what, I'm sick of you already, why don't you just make like a tree, and get outta here.
This is especially handy for people who relied on their dog as a conversation piece when visitors came over and they ran out of things to say, their dog died, and they need something to replace it that doesn't need to be walked.
The only thing is that some resins can start to melt when heated so if you put hot food on it, I wonder if it would get sticky and weak under the plates.
Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Even though i don't fall under the targeted demographic of someone shopping for a conversation piece to replace a dead dog, I still have to admit, I do want!
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"Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing 'O Sole Mio and La Marseillaise on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus"
Oh, man, I just don't understand why, in this day and age, we can't get this kind of family-oriented, quality stage entertainment. Nice find, monkeyboy!
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Well not everything visual is also exciting at the same time..
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The only thing is that some resins can start to melt when heated so if you put hot food on it, I wonder if it would get sticky and weak under the plates.
Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Even though i don't fall under the targeted demographic of someone shopping for a conversation piece to replace a dead dog, I still have to admit, I do want!
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Folks are getting laaazy!
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Then I realized it was a masturbation joke.
Well played.
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You said "Well played."
Well played indeed.
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