Homer Simpson Explains the Problem with Electronic Voting

Conspiracy theorist or not, any time I'm typing information into a computer at any time of the day, I know that it can be lost at a moment's notice, by the simple glitch of a program or power supply. There's simply no permanence to digital information, which makes the potential alteration of such data both… » 10/02/08 12:15pm 10/02/08 12:15pm

Homer Simpson USB Hub; Not Classic Simpsons

Unlike the television show, the Simpson's official merchandise line usually sucks big time. This USB hub is no different; the six inches of plastic will spin around and yell, "Woo-hoo!" Everytime you plug in for some juice... every damn time. Fortunately, there is an option to turn off Homer's spinning/yelling action,… » 9/01/07 4:00pm 9/01/07 4:00pm

Unlike TV Counterpart, Homer Fridge Magnet Says Just One Funny Thing

And that is "Hey Buddy, mind if I lick that cap?" It's just over 10 inches tall, costs around $50 and it does what all useful fridge magnets should do - namely crack open a cold one with the minimum of fuss. Actually, I'll give it another one. "Hey, excuse me, but I've noticed that you've fallen behind with your… » 3/23/07 9:26am 3/23/07 9:26am