This clip from 1986's The Seventh Curse is the reason why we are all alive on this planet. A group of Chinese adventurers in a Northern Thai temple get attacked by a demon that looks like a Xenomorph from Alien. Then the Xenomorph fights a flying worm baby. But the best bit is when Chow Yun-Fat shows up.
Three unmarried sisters are looking for love, while their mother gently teases them from the kitchen. Except the mother is talking to her daughters via videophone, because one is in Australia, one is on a movie set, and another is on the Chinese space station. Luckily, you can still find love even in the crazy future!
The beautiful maiden Mo Chiu is riding in the traditional red palanquin to her wedding, and it's bad luck for her to see outside those red curtains before she's married. Too bad the sexy, androgynous King Ghost has come to steal her away!
Flash Future Kung-Fu might be the most confusing Hong Kong science fiction movie ever made. But it's also totally awesome. Watch as our kick-boxing hero, Killer, takes on two nearly naked neo-Nazis, and then fights an army of sexy robots.
Zombies invade a mini-mall, and one sushi-maker starts serving up nigiri made with severed fingers, in this scene from the Peter Jackson/George Romero-influenced BioZombie. Our non-zombie heroine must sample this delicacy, or be found out.