Scientists Grow Teeth From Scratch in the Worst Imaginable Way

Sometimes, good oral hygiene just isn't enough to keep your mouth full of pearly whites perfectly intact. That's where science comes in (we'd hope). But the newest foray into fabricating teeth for when our bodies no longer can might be better left in the lab—or lavatory, as the case may be. Because scientists are now… » 7/30/13 12:20pm 7/30/13 12:20pm

Vac-U-Form Mold Making Toy Would Never Fly With Today's Soccer Moms

Apparently, this kid-oriented Vac-U-Form toy involved creating your own plastic toys using molds and an exposed hot plate. It's safe to say that in today's litigious society, this would not have lasted long. » 2/18/09 8:40pm 2/18/09 8:40pm

Movie to Be Created by MySpace Users; It Will Suck

It what is destined to become the biggest failure since Waterworld, British MySpace users will collectively create a movie for consumption by the general public. It is speculated that it will include a lot of sparkles, 5 seconds of crappy music at the start of every scene, and be written by a collection of… » 2/06/07 5:45pm 2/06/07 5:45pm