If you're trying to lose weight and want to lose your appetite, here's the fastest way to do it. Don't say we didn't warn you. [Book of Joe]
If you want to be too full of shame and self-loathing to pull your laptop out in a crowded coffee shop, this Hello Kitty Epson laptop was created with you in mind. Featuring a dizzying pattern all over the case in delightful pink and yellow colors, it's sure to make people question your sanity and taste wherever you…
Picture this: you're on a date, it's going really well, and she invites you back to her place for coffee. You're excited; you think things are going great. Then, you get to her apartment and you see that she has a Hello Kitty microwave. Oh, sweet mother of god, no.