Gizmodo: horrors

Kathy Griffin Talks About Sleeping With Woz on Larry King

Adam Frucci — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:40:00 EDT

If you're trying to lose weight and want to lose your appetite, here's the fastest way to do it. Don't say we didn't warn you. [Book of Joe]

Epson's Hello Kitty Laptops Will Ensure No One Wants to Steal Your Laptop

Adam Frucci — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:24:27 EDT

If you want to be too full of shame and self-loathing to pull your laptop out in a crowded coffee shop, this Hello Kitty Epson laptop was created with you in mind. Featuring a dizzying pattern all over the case in delightful pink and yellow colors, it's sure to make people question your sanity and taste wherever you go. They're loaded up with a Celeron M 1.73GHz chip, 1GB of memory, an 80GB hard drive and Windows Vista, and all they'll cost you is $1,640 and a few pounds of dignity. [Hello Kitty Hell via Crave]

Hello Kitty Microwave is Your Worst Nightmare

Adam Frucci — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:15:00 EDT

Picture this: you're on a date, it's going really well, and she invites you back to her place for coffee. You're excited; you think things are going great. Then, you get to her apartment and you see that she has a Hello Kitty microwave. Oh, sweet mother of god, no.

Because, really, is there a bigger dealbreaker than that? Could you really imagine becoming romantically involved with someone who spent over $300 on a microwave bedazzled with Hello Kitty artwork? Imagine the mix of emotions you'd feel, from anger to betrayal to pity. Oh, the horrors. Is there a dealbreaker on par with this? I think it's up there with a bed completely covered in stuffed animals, and if both appeared in the same home I'd be unable to keep myself from running screaming from the premises. Dating is dangerous business. [Product Page via Shiny Shiny]