Golf trick shot activates Rube Goldberg machine to cook hot dogs

You would think that you could only do so much with golf trick shots but David Kalb, trick shot extraordinaire, takes it to another level. He rigs his trick shots so they have to be absolutely perfect because they eventually turn into Rube Goldberg machines that can make hot dogs and create flaming watermelon heads. » 7/12/14 12:00am 7/12/14 12:00am

Hotdog in a sausage bun because bread makes you fat

If KFC can go double down on chicken, The Vulgar Chef can totally split a bacon cheddar sausage down the mid section and stick a god damn dog in it. Because, like he says, bread makes you fat but protein is just fine. I want one so badly. » 4/16/14 2:16am 4/16/14 2:16am

Scientists Are Making Healthier Hot Dogs With a Tasty Dollop of…

Mmm, hot dogs; massively unhealthy but deeply satisfying. Sadly, previous attempts to remove some of their saturated fat have resulted in some repellent, rubbery snacks. Now, scientists are pumping cellulose into hot dogs to try and make them healthier while maintaining their texture. » 3/20/12 5:31am 3/20/12 5:31am

The Grossest Things Accidentally Found in Hot Dogs Are Even Grosser…

Hot dogs. Juicy, succulent, mouth savoring meat. A pink mixed mash of deliciousness. See hot dog, want hot dog, eat hot dog. That's what I think, at least. I might have to think twice though. Some truly disgusting stuff is sometimes found in a hotdiggity. » 9/06/11 10:26am 9/06/11 10:26am

Happy Hot Dog Man Mutates Your Hot Dog into a Little Human Weiner

You, my friend, are eating a sad hot dog. Why? Cause if you're not using the Happy Hot Dog Man to make the perfect cuts and slices to turns your dog into a little human character, you're doing it wrong. » 6/14/11 8:40pm 6/14/11 8:40pm

Hot Diggity Dog; It's a Rocking Hot Dog!

What I would give to wrap my legs around a big purple sausage...oh sorry, you just caught me daydreaming about Nienke Klunder's rocking hot dog sculpture. Isn't it fantastic? Apparently eight were made from fiberglass, aluminium, leather, maple wood and chrome; the purposes of which are unknown. [Nienke Klunder via … » 4/19/11 9:20pm 4/19/11 9:20pm

Weenie Wing Commander Fires Meat Torpedoes

While I've always preferred encapsulating my hot dogs in a black crust of carcinogens prior to ingestion, there are others of you who prefer a slow roasted wiener...preferably involving a spaceship in some way. » 1/02/09 11:30am 1/02/09 11:30am

The Story of the Great Philadelphia Hot Dog Launcher

Hot dog maker Hatfield constructed a hot dog launcher with the help of the Philly Phanatic, famous weirdo mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies, for use during Phillies games. And now, in a fit of boredom and comedic inspiration, they've released a "documentary" detailing the making of the launcher. It's absolutely… » 11/22/08 1:30pm 11/22/08 1:30pm

Hot "Dog" Cooker, Barks When Ready

Just what I need to piss off my dog even more, a barking puppy shaped hot dog steamer. She already gets mad when I'm making hot dogs since they smell so good to her puppy nose. But now, when they are done steaming, it will bark loud taunting woofs at her. » 6/20/07 7:01pm 6/20/07 7:01pm

Weenie Roast in Your Own Home

As the winter chill sets in, sometimes you just want a wee reminder of what it's like to go to the beach or watch the game. Well, this here Ballpark Hot Dog Rotisserie and Bun Warmer from Target will bring that taste of a weenie that has been sitting on the grill way too long—even on the shortest, coldest days of the… » 12/29/05 4:14pm 12/29/05 4:14pm