We've searched far and wide, and at long last, we've found a phone that won't make any pesky normal phone calls. OK, technically it won't make any phone calls, but let's not harp on details.
Man, I'm dying for a pizza right now. I have my favorite pizza joint on speed dial, but that wastes too much time. This is a fat guy emergency! Bring me the Pizzaphone!
At 6:08 a.m. GMT on the 22nd, activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell hope you will join them in their quest for world peace—by having an orgasm. Yes, the two have organized Global Orgasm 2007 with the hope that through "the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy" we can…
Kids these days have it so easy. In my day, if you wanted to stalk someone you had call them at home on a good old-fashioned analog telephone (one bonus was the lack of caller ID and/or *69) or actually break into their home and physically boil their pet bunny rabbit. Boy, have times changed.