- "Everyone at Gizmodo is a shameless jackass, except Elaine, who I have a crush on and I want to do *** *** *** *** *** *** when I read her blog posts.
@Slayer: What was even more amusing was seeing how wide he opened his mouth for that first bite, and then seeing how tiny a chunk was missing as he pulled away.
@1 DVS BSTD-Its off the Hizzle fo $hizzle My Dizzle: I would do the same thing, kill someone with that cheato if they ate it over my Unicomp 101 Customizer buckling spring keyboard, or over my powerbook G4 1.33ghz 12inch's built in aluminum keyboard.
They probably just gave you a giant styrofoam packing peanut infused with the awesome power of Cheetoh dust. Considering that the Gizmodo crew is a ragtag group of cruel and unfeeling misfits (which I find to be a rather redeeming quality btw), I wouldn't rule this possibility out.
@Lite: .... Like a BOSS!: I've tried Mana Potion (the blue version of Health Potion). Have you tried 5 Hour Energy or a similar niacin-based energy drink? It's basically the same thing. I didn't die or get sick, but I'm not sure about the long term effects...
@d_r_e: I can tell by his crap acting that he didn't ingest the entire thing. But I still chuckled at his disgust. And the cheese on the face, nice touch.
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Everyone at Gizmodo is a shameless jackass.
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Fixed.
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So d_r_e, you meant to say:
- "Everyone at Gizmodo is a shameless jackass, except Elaine, who I have a crush on and I want to do *** *** *** *** *** *** when I read her blog posts.
Fixed.
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What was even more amusing was seeing how wide he opened his mouth for that first bite, and then seeing how tiny a chunk was missing as he pulled away.
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Just don't drink that shit that Chen did.
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What did that drink turn out to be? I remember Chen drinking it, but I don't remember exactly what it was.
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You say that as if there is such a thing as a giant packing peanut.
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PS Adam, GET A HAIRCUT!!