Hummer Tank: Right In Time for Winter/Economic Crisis

In case gas mileage on your Hummer wasn't spiting Prius drivers everywhere enough, engineers have pooled their talents to add aftermarket tracked belts in place of the "nothing wrong with 'em" wheels. Needless to say, MPG and top speed will be greatly diminished on this H2. But the tears shed in the face of its… » 11/04/08 3:40pm 11/04/08 3:40pm

Military-Grade Hummer Replacement Has Remote-Controlled Gun Turret

I'm sure military enthusiasts will geek out about this IMI Wildcat — A Hummer-replacing 4x4 MPC vehicle that can hold 12 soldiers, protect against 14.5 mm fire and RPGs, cross 900mm trenches, is C-130 transportable, yada yada yada, whoopdie freakin doo. But what makes this thing truly awesome is that it has a gun… » 6/25/08 7:25pm 6/25/08 7:25pm

Hummer HT2 Phone Is Smaller, Brighter, Even More Pointless than the…

Fifty-thousand people compensating for something bought the Hummer HT1 phone. The new HT2 pulls the same trick as the H2 truck—it shrinks the original and adds a brighter coat of paint, with a fresh splash of asinine. In this case, even more so, because it seems to pack the same ho-hum specs as the HT1. At least the… » 4/07/08 12:45pm 4/07/08 12:45pm

Hummer with Roof-Mounted Laser Canon is Pure Intimidation

If you really want to intimidate people and blow some stuff up real good, you can't go wrong with a Hummer that happens to have a gigantic laser cannon mounted on top of it. The Laser Avenger, which we first reported on back in October, is designed to take out roadside bombs from afar, and I can assure you that you… » 11/14/07 11:09am 11/14/07 11:09am

Laptop Fails to Save Life in Hummer Crash, Nobody Is Surprised

Apparently, the news is that while laptops can save you from a bullet and still work, they can't save you from a military-grade absurdly giganormous SUV. Like the notebook found in a computer teacher's Honda following a fatal crash with a Hummer. That too was still working. Unlike the teacher. Incidents like this… » 2/28/07 4:31am 2/28/07 4:31am

A Hummer with a Fireplace: Think It's Too Much?

Because Hummers aren't offensively over-the-top as-is, Germany's GeigerCars decided to trick one out in the spirit of the holiday season. We're not talking just rims and a big subwoofer, either: they put in a goddamned fireplace. In addition to the hearth and chimney, it has a big flat-panel TV, gullwing doors, a… » 12/07/06 12:22pm 12/07/06 12:22pm