An IPhone came to my house for turkey today, but it came with my lame ass, no credit having, pimp wanna-be nephew. The only time he stopped playing with it was to eat some of my delicious turkey. Mr No Credit pimp had to take a plate home cause he is too poor to have food.
(Can you tell I am jealous he has one and I dont? I turned up "Alices Restaurant" really loud so he had to yell into it.. hee hee hee)
Have a wonderful turkey day, Adam, Brian, Jesus, Wilson, Jason, Mark, Sean, John, Danny, Rosa -- wow, I can't remember everyone, and I am not even going to begin to mention all of the nutty commenters.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I will be thinking of all of you as I am consuming my hundred and sixth turkey sandwich tonight.
It's hard to tell in the context of 15 second clip, but did that have anything to do with the scene, or was it another one of their random "HEY LOOK WE'RE FUNNY" moments?
@OMG! Ponies!:
I think the beachball clip was a thinly veiled homophobic jab, because it resembles a rainbow and was portrayed with irony, depicted as someone lackadaisical and undecided and superfluous.
@n8equalsd: Just the fact that it's actually Patrick Stewart doing the voice of the CIA Director is funny as it is.
Stan's schemes and his solutions to various problems are so bizarre that they are hilarious.
@Kaiser-Machead: I wasn't as fortunate. Please... I know Gizmodo has robotic eyes there... I'm having to LISTEN to what you're typing, then pressing the keys with my nose. help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--*thud* #microsoft
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(Can you tell I am jealous he has one and I dont? I turned up "Alices Restaurant" really loud so he had to yell into it.. hee hee hee)
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I will be thinking of all of you as I am consuming my hundred and sixth turkey sandwich tonight.
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There's only so many winking racist remarks a guy can make before people begin to wonder if the wink isn't just a nervous tic.
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I think the beachball clip was a thinly veiled homophobic jab, because it resembles a rainbow and was portrayed with irony, depicted as someone lackadaisical and undecided and superfluous.
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Stan's schemes and his solutions to various problems are so bizarre that they are hilarious.
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Come, come...the dress code of the software industry is black tee/blue jeans...at least if you are a disciple of the "church of Apple" built by Steve.
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But that would be asking too much. #bestbuy