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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/29/09

    In reply to Windows 7 Apocalypse: Hard Reboot Gets a New Meaning
    That robot looks like Alien Hominid's first boss. o.O
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    Edited by SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! at 11/29/09 3:39 PM SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Span_Wolf Span_Wolf
    11/29/09

    @SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Yep, my thought too. I was wondering why it wasn't windmilling. ;)
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    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! promoted this comment Span_Wolf was starred Span_Wolf was unstarred
    Image of Nerval77 Nerval77
    11/29/09

    In reply to Windows 7 Apocalypse: Hard Reboot Gets a New Meaning
    yawn [sigh] ...
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    Brian Hogg promoted this comment Edited by Nerval77 at 11/29/09 3:14 PM Nerval77 was starred Nerval77 was unstarred
    Image of Brian Hogg Brian Hogg
    11/29/09

    @Nerval77: Not just a yawn or a sigh, but *both* a yawn and a sigh?
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    Image of hater001 hater001
    11/29/09

    In reply to Windows 7 Apocalypse: Hard Reboot Gets a New Meaning
    um...these videos are boring...they suck....try harder...you've wasted your life...enjoy this coment...
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    Brian Hogg approved this comment hater001 was starred hater001 was unstarred
    Image of Brian Hogg Brian Hogg
    11/29/09

    @hater001: Before I can acknowledge your scathing critique of my work, I need to know what a "coment" is. Your spelling and grammar are otherwise perfection, so I can only assume that it's a thing I haven't heard of and not simply a sloppy mis-spelling of "comment."
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    Image of nicroma nicroma
    11/29/09

    In reply to Windows 7 Apocalypse: Hard Reboot Gets a New Meaning
    By the sound of it, the robot is actually running Windows XP.
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    Brian Hogg promoted this comment nicroma was starred nicroma was unstarred
    Image of Brian Hogg Brian Hogg
    11/29/09

    @nicroma: I was going to use the Windows 7 sounds, but figured more people would recognize the XP sounds.
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    Image of GuidoDoe GuidoDoe
    11/29/09

    @Brian Hogg: Then why call it Windows 7 Apocalypse? lol
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    Image of Brian Hogg Brian Hogg
    11/29/09

    @GuidoDoe: Because that sounds catchier than Windows XP Apocalypse.
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    Image of Thangka Thangka
    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor: Geek Squad's Real Agenda Exposed
    Geek Squad is basically a warranty depot at this point. Very little work is done in store. CIA's spend more time organizing shipping orders and tinkering in STAR than they do working on computers. And the 'work' they do is essentially limited to *one* CD of approved programs.
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    Image of Digo Digo
    11/28/09

    In reply to Humor: Geek Squad's Real Agenda Exposed

    Reminds me of...
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    Image of dr34mc4st3r dr34mc4st3r
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    i thought "nikon" is pronounced as "nee-kon" not "nai-kon" ?
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    Nathan Obbards approved this comment dr34mc4st3r was starred dr34mc4st3r was unstarred
    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/28/09

    @dr34mc4st3r: Not in America. Even the commercials say nai-kon in the good 'ole US of A.
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/28/09

    In reply to Humor: Geek Squad's Real Agenda Exposed
    I was actually talking to a friend about Geek Squad yesterday and how normal people see them as tech gods whereas the real geeks see them as idiot filth.
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    It's pretty sad that the most productive thing I did today was watch a 4 minute rap video about camera preferences.
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    BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2 promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/28/09

    @njdevil: Twice.
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    Image of blash blash
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    But the million dollar question is, what DSLR was it shot on?

    Also +rep for the Polaroid shots in the sand, good to see that they're "cheating" on their "families" in the video with film hehe.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    While his video might be a little...odd, the crazy thing is this bugger is only 19 and already doing professional shoots with big name celebrities and cranking out some truly breathtaking images.

    [www.joeyl.com]
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    Image of Breex243001 Breex243001
    11/28/09

    @Nathan Obbards: I dunno how much I like his shooting though--the super high contrast HDR style is getting kinda old now. Good work, but I just can't appreciate it in the sense of fine art photography.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    11/28/09

    @Breex243001: I don't typically care for HDR, but he does it in such a fashion that, for the most part, it is not overpowering.
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    Image of kickassy kickassy
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    Whoah. Thats some strong ass coke.
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    blash promoted this comment kickassy was starred kickassy was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/28/09

    @kickassy: He's drinking it out of an old-style Coke bottle. Wouldn't be too surprised if it was original formula lol.
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    Image of OswaldAsina OswaldAsina
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    nerd humor fails to bring the funny.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment OswaldAsina was starred OswaldAsina was unstarred
    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    11/28/09

    In reply to Canon Boy Meets Nikon Girl, a Rap Is Born
    Vocals/Lyrics - Joey Lawrence

    Whoa!
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    Image of W10002 W10002
    11/28/09

    In reply to Humor: Geek Squad's Real Agenda Exposed
    I usually fix family and friend's PCs, and they all think I'm good with computers because I have a degree in Computer Science. No, all that knowledge was from actually tinkering with PCs since middle school.

    So yesterday, a friend referred their friend to have me fix her PC. She said her internet was very slow. I went to her house, and everything was downloading at 1kb/s. In 10 minutes I found out the problem was the network jack on her router. Then she asked me a bunch of computer questions, like should she upgrade, should she reformat her drive, etc. I answered all her questions as...dumbed down as I can without using tech jargon, and she still had trouble understanding it.

    I suspect if she took her PC to Geek Squad, she may need to buy a new PC afterwards.

    Anyways, so I asked for $20 for the fix [mainly for gas, because it was quite a drive], but she insisted on giving me $50. She said she had other tech people fix her PCs in the past and she paid them between $50-100. Didn't know you can make $100 off of like 10 minutes of work... unless the tech people just acted busy for a full hour and it really took 10 minutes to fix her PC problems...
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    Image of Everyone likes me, even the Danish Everyone likes me, even the Danish
    11/28/09

    @W10002: I found out most problems are fixed in 2 minutes. After that, I always just surf the internet for about an hour and charge a real low price. People always recommend me :)
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    Benguin promoted this comment Everyone likes me, even the Danish was starred Everyone likes me, even the Danish was unstarred
    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/28/09

    @Everyone likes me, even the Danish: [xkcd.com]

    @elryry: I don't know what Geek Squad you're thinking of, but the Geek Squad I know will charge you $30 to turn on parental controls and set up a PSN/Xbox Live account on your PS3/Xbox.
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