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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/27/09

    In reply to It's the Bluetooth Buttplug!
    He is talking out of his ass.
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    Image of Slinkytech Slinkytech
    11/27/09

    In reply to It's the Bluetooth Buttplug!
    "Why look like a jackass, when you can feel like one."
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    11/27/09

    In reply to What Would Happen If Star Wars Characters Used Facebook
    Impressive. Most impressive.
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    11/27/09

    In reply to What Would Happen If Star Wars Characters Used Facebook
    that was awesome, printed out the first 3 and hung them up in the office.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/26/09

    In reply to A Thanksgiving Message From the iPhone
    An IPhone came to my house for turkey today, but it came with my lame ass, no credit having, pimp wanna-be nephew. The only time he stopped playing with it was to eat some of my delicious turkey. Mr No Credit pimp had to take a plate home cause he is too poor to have food.

    (Can you tell I am jealous he has one and I dont? I turned up "Alices Restaurant" really loud so he had to yell into it.. hee hee hee)
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    Image of phool phool
    11/27/09

    @Curves: I think your nephew is my cousin. Was he unshaven too?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/27/09

    @phool: 6'8" and eating everything is sight? Yeah, thats him.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    11/26/09

    In reply to A Thanksgiving Message From the iPhone
    Have a wonderful turkey day, Adam, Brian, Jesus, Wilson, Jason, Mark, Sean, John, Danny, Rosa -- wow, I can't remember everyone, and I am not even going to begin to mention all of the nutty commenters.

    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I will be thinking of all of you as I am consuming my hundred and sixth turkey sandwich tonight.
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    Edited by Monty at 11/26/09 12:26 PM Monty was starred Monty was unstarred
    Image of jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox. jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox.
    11/26/09

    In reply to A Thanksgiving Message From the iPhone
    "I'm not on sale, because I'm a God damn iPhone."
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/23/09

    In reply to OS X's Spinning Beach Ball Makes Family Guy Cameo
    It's hard to tell in the context of 15 second clip, but did that have anything to do with the scene, or was it another one of their random "HEY LOOK WE'RE FUNNY" moments?
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    11/23/09

    In reply to OS X's Spinning Beach Ball Makes Family Guy Cameo
    It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to OS X's Spinning Beach Ball Makes Family Guy Cameo
    Sadly, that was the first funny, non-racist moment that that show has had in many episodes. That and a wonderful tirade about Brian.

    There's only so many winking racist remarks a guy can make before people begin to wonder if the wink isn't just a nervous tic.
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    Image of godwhacker, your incandescent leader! godwhacker, your incandescent leader!
    11/23/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: it was nifty to see Brian get hammered, I was nearly convulsing with laughter.
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    11/23/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:
    I think the beachball clip was a thinly veiled homophobic jab, because it resembles a rainbow and was portrayed with irony, depicted as someone lackadaisical and undecided and superfluous.
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    Image of n8equalsd n8equalsd
    11/23/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: that quagmire rant was hilarious. But Family Guy has gotten less funny since the fifth season.
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    Image of karelj karelj
    11/23/09

    @n8equalsd: American Dad is way funnier, in my opinion.
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    11/23/09

    @karelj: Really? I watch it, but I think it could be funnier with cut-away gags
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    11/24/09

    @n8equalsd: Just the fact that it's actually Patrick Stewart doing the voice of the CIA Director is funny as it is.
    Stan's schemes and his solutions to various problems are so bizarre that they are hilarious.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to OS X's Spinning Beach Ball Makes Family Guy Cameo
    I must say that I am partial to the original beach ball, because it always looked like it was spinning more than the current one is.
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    Image of Tito151 Tito151
    11/23/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy: Maybe that's Apple's idea of an optical illusion to make you think less time has passed?
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    11/23/09

    @Tito151: That's also why they added the "throbber" animation to the progress bar. Even when it's not moving, it looks like it is.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/15/09

    In reply to The Best Windows 7 Song You’ll Hear Today
    I got as far as :26 and I couldn't do it. I was afraid I'd go blind from the tears of blood streaming down my face. #microsoft
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    11/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I really do have to kind of agree with you there. #microsoft
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    Image of Fuzi Lojak Fuzi Lojak
    11/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: wouldn't it be coming from your ears? ;) #microsoft
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    Image of jamiesoncostello jamiesoncostello
    11/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: It might actually be worse than any song by the larger and tanner Will Smith. #microsoft
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    11/15/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I wasn't as fortunate. Please... I know Gizmodo has robotic eyes there... I'm having to LISTEN to what you're typing, then pressing the keys with my nose. help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--*thud* #microsoft
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    11/15/09

    In reply to The Best Windows 7 Song You’ll Hear Today
    I like the official Windows XP songs better. #microsoft
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    Image of RainyDayInterns RainyDayInterns
    11/14/09

    In reply to 7 Ways for Best Buy to Make Its 24-Hour Store Kick the Apple Store's Ass
    There is no way anyone with a blue polo shirt/beige khakis can compete at any level with anything. #bestbuy
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    Image of Aetius Aetius
    11/14/09

    @RainyDayInterns: Isin't that the dress code of the entire software industry? They seem to do just fine. #bestbuy
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    11/14/09

    @Aetius: The software industry is doing just fine? Where have you been ???

    Come, come...the dress code of the software industry is black tee/blue jeans...at least if you are a disciple of the "church of Apple" built by Steve.
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    Image of Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
    11/14/09

    In reply to 7 Ways for Best Buy to Make Its 24-Hour Store Kick the Apple Store's Ass
    8) Employees that are actually helpful and know what they're talking about.
    But that would be asking too much. #bestbuy
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