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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    04:33 PM

    In reply to This Web Surfing Flowchart Is Way Too Accurate
    this lacks the whole Tvtropes/wiki exponential tangent cycle which begins by seeing an unfamiliar term on a gawker blog.

    You start at something like "stroboscopic imaging" and and end up somewhere around "burial rituals of elves in late 1800's German fiction."
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    01:09 PM

    In reply to This Web Surfing Flowchart Is Way Too Accurate
    Ha. Shows what you know. I waste way more time on this site than Twitter/Facebook.

    Dearest Gizmodo (and Giz commenters). Thanks for successfully ensuring I'm never without a distraction. You've ruined my life. I hate you all. Look forward to seeing you again tomorrow...and the next day....and...well, no this place is more or less dead on the weekend.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    03:39 PM

    @OCEntertainment: Yeah, I would liken Giz to a good dive bar you always go to during the weekdays to drink, but on the weekends you go out to the clubs, satanic orgies, and dinner parties.
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    03:49 PM

    @mattycakes: Satanic orgies, eh? So you spend your weekends on Engadget?
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    04:46 PM

    @OCEntertainment: I will never admit to that.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01:05 PM

    In reply to This Web Surfing Flowchart Is Way Too Accurate
    Lacks the box for "Log Onto Westlaw" - "Let me just check for replies on Gizmodo..."
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/08/09

    In reply to This is How the Evening News Should Be Done From Now On
    Ha this is awesome, it just showed how twisted this whole thing is.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    12/07/09

    In reply to This is How the Evening News Should Be Done From Now On
    If this isn't parody, I will solemnly swear right here and now: I will never watch any news programs besides Taiwanese news (and of course The Daily Show) for the rest of my life.

    ....Actually...*looks around at Fox, MSNBC, CNN*.......Hell, I'll do that anyways.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/07/09

    In reply to This is How the Evening News Should Be Done From Now On
    I had no idea that "The Sims" was this fun.
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    Image of S.. doesn't have any friends. S.. doesn't have any friends.
    12/07/09

    In reply to This is How the Evening News Should Be Done From Now On
    Typo?

    "...a Taiwanese news show made a some more animations..."

    Sorry, I think I'm an editor at heart.
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment S.. doesn't have any friends. was starred S.. doesn't have any friends. was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    12/07/09

    @S.. doesn't have any friends.: Whoops. Fixed. Thank you.
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    Image of Nathan Obbards Nathan Obbards
    12/07/09

    In reply to This is How the Evening News Should Be Done From Now On
    I love the one with the live action recreation with the man in a tiger suit.
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    Image of Slinkytech Slinkytech
    12/07/09

    In reply to Brutally Honest Ads: A More Honest Luke Wilson Shills for AT&T
    Whoever did the SFX compositing did a terrible job, mainly on the part of his headless body. Could have looked so much better. I could have done it better myself and I haven't even graduated.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    12/07/09

    In reply to Brutally Honest Ads: A More Honest Luke Wilson Shills for AT&T
    I expected the ATT Luke to get fuzzy and disappear when he reached to shake hands.
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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    12/07/09

    In reply to Brutally Honest Ads: A More Honest Luke Wilson Shills for AT&T
    Luke Wilson gets honest and southern.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    12/07/09

    @ilovexspin: Current mental image: Luke Wilson with a trucker's hat and a mouth full of chew...

    ....Well, it's ok. That whole eating-without-vomiting thing was getting old anyways.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/06/09

    In reply to A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?
    God, it's so annoying when women act like people, instead of just making my dinner and fucking my brains out!
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    Image of Jesse Mrozowski Jesse Mrozowski
    12/07/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I just laughed loud enough to scare the guy in the cube next to me.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/07/09

    @Jesse Mrozowski: That makes me feel slightly better about this douchy post.
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    Image of Jesse Mrozowski Jesse Mrozowski
    12/08/09

    @Diziet_Sma: You're welcome.
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    Image of redman042 redman042
    12/06/09

    In reply to A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?
    Hey guys, word of advice. If you are married, just buy her an iPhone when you get yours. That's what I did. Eliminates most of these arguments. Heck, my wife encourages me to use my iPhone while she's dragging me around the mall. Keeps me entertained so she can shop longer.
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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    12/06/09

    In reply to A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone?
    If I had an iPhone, this would be the wallpaper.
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    Image of soggy_cheerio soggy_cheerio
    12/05/09

    In reply to I Would Never Sit at This Table
    I wouldn't sit there, but only because I'm uncomfortable with the feeling that people are watching me eat.
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