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    Image of Crashproof Crashproof
    11/09/09

    In reply to A Bunch of Ridiculous New Peeks to Follow the TwitterPeek
    GeoCitiesPeek. #twitterpeek
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    Image of Odin Odin
    11/09/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    I just charge my crap before I go out and never travel without gadget chargers. It's rare I'm away from a usable socket for too long. #batteries
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    Image of mynameisjay mynameisjay
    11/07/09

    In reply to A Bunch of Ridiculous New Peeks to Follow the TwitterPeek
    BankPeek: Keep track of how much money the Peek device is sucking out of your bank account! #twitterpeek
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    Image of SphereCat1 SphereCat1
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    Cue angry emails from morons...now. #batteries
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    Image of STiger STiger
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    I have a question about number 8. Can the owner or the third grader be baked in place of the potato? #batteries
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    Image of SysRq SysRq
    11/07/09

    In reply to A Bunch of Ridiculous New Peeks to Follow the TwitterPeek
    PSPeek: It plays PSP games! That's it! $99 for six months of service or $199 for lifetime use. #twitterpeek
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    Image of Glaiel-Gamer Glaiel-Gamer
    11/07/09

    @SysRq: WHAT A RIPOFF #twitterpeek
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    Image of SysRq SysRq
    11/07/09

    @Glaiel-Gamer: Especially considering it doesn't play music, surf internet, or do anything else the actual PSP does. #twitterpeek
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    Wait till i tell you guys about my immitation nokia battery that exploded one night. The phone ended up across the room from the impact of the explosion. Im glad it wasnt in my pants when it exploded :) #batteries
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    Image of yule-and-bellow yule-and-bellow
    11/07/09

    @franco1975: "Im glad it wasnt in my pants when it exploded :)"

    been there brother #batteries
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    Image of Andrew Dickerson Andrew Dickerson
    11/07/09

    @yule-and-bellow: hahha a hardy saturday laugh. Thank you. #batteries
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/08/09

    @yule-and-bellow: ouch ! #batteries
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    Image of strideo strideo
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    Oh and we can't forget this. #batteries
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/07/09

    @strideo: The best part of that fucking retarded video is when the guy gives you detailed instructions on how to DRY AN ONION.

    Rub it with a towel? OH REALLY? I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT. #batteries
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    Image of icanrun2 icanrun2
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    if you make love to your batteries during a fulll moon they will get recharged #batteries
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    Image of Nick Nick
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    and place it in a clay pot. Bury the pot in a hayfield

    soooo, is the kimchi ready yet? #batteries
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    Image of jupstin jupstin
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    Number 2 is absolutely true #batteries
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    Image of Rick-e Rick-e
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    I thought people always knew about #7!!! Everytime I blow on my almost-dry batteries, It almost always recharges them, restoring it to at least half-full.

    of course you have to blow them a specific way, with your mouth shaped like how you would blow a saxophone, while holding the battery at an 34,5 degree angle.

    oh and the speed of your blow must be exactly 75,5 miles/hours. #batteries
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    Image of otko otko
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    If you put your batteries in the toilet and pee on them, they charge back up. #batteries
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    Image of phool phool
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    @ Andy Dufresne: I'm so sorry your boat charter business didn't pan out. Good news for Giz though; now live, from Zihuatanejo! #batteries
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    Image of TechTease TechTease
    11/07/09

    In reply to 10 Terrible Tips for Longer Battery Life
    I absolutely loved the Shawshank Redemption reference:
    "just mark your spot with a rock that has no earthly business in a hayfield. I favor black volcanic glass"
    :D #batteries
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