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Humping Bunny
Humping Bunny is a Daintier Way to Defile Your Computer
Humping dogs are great and all, but sometimes we'd prefer to have something cuter do the nasty with our USB ports. Why not go for the animal that everyone associates with overbreeding anyway? Imported from Japan (no surprise there), each satisfied-looking rabbit comes with adorably humping motions and 1GB of memory. You can get one now for $15 on Urban Outfitters' online store. [Urban Outfitters] -
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The Neutered USB Humping Dog On Sale Now
The Crunching Dog—a sadly neutered version of the humping dog—is finally on sale. All it takes is $9.99 for you to get a cheap plastic dog to show you that you're worthless because you'll never do as many situps or do them as fast as this crappy toy from Japan. Seriously though, how can something with a dong THAT huge even physically do situps? This is the excuse we're using to justify our own obesity, in case you were wondering. [ThinkGeek] -
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Exercising Dog Returns Some Dignity to Animated USB Toys
Our friend the animated USB dog has returned, this time with more of a healthy G- rather than a rampant R-rating. Just plug him in, and watch him do sit-ups all day long. It may inspire you to head down to your gym, or perhaps find a bar because the sight of all that abdominal exercise has made you thirsty. Available for about $14. [TFTS] -
peripherals
USB Humping Dogs Get Upgraded, Now They Enjoy the Sex
The USB Humping Dogs we all know and love have gotten a much needed upgrade. If you recall, previous versions looked as though they were indifferent towards all of the humping. I don't know about you, but if that was my sole purpose in life, I would be pretty happy about it. Apparently the manufacturers thought so too because the new versions feature smiling faces and perked up ears. More » -
peripherals
What You've All Been Waiting For: USB Humping Dog Finally Does More Than Just Hump
That's right, a reader over at Digital World Tokyo has put together a guide on retro-fitting your favorite hypersexually active dog peripheral with some actual memory. Better yet, part of the mod is that the dog only humps when it's accessing data. While DWT characterizes the guide as "quick," be warned that you need some soldering skills and extra parts—notably a flash drive circuit board. More » -
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Humping Dog in the Flesh, Boxed and Ready for Valentine's Day Lovin'
There's no new information here or anything like that. It's just the Humping Dog in its retail box, and well, we'll take any excuse we can to post about it. Since it was at the Toy Tokyo booth, it looks like those of you in New York, at least, can get your laptop (or anything else with a USB port) some sweet, sweet lovin' without having to pay shipping charges. The rest of you can get your USB humping dogs right here. More » -
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Update: Humping Dog USB Drive Now Available to Sodomize Your Laptop
We told you earlier about these marvelous humping dog USB drives. Many of you were saddened by the fact that they weren't available for purchase. Well, canine companions, weep no more. Digital World Tokyo is now selling them for $55 for all three (plus S & H). Get them while they're, er, hot, I guess. Ew. Just don't use them around small children. Or us for that matter. More »
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