Our friend the animated USB dog has returned, this time with more of a healthy G- rather than a rampant R-rating. Just plug him in, and watch him do sit-ups all day long. It may inspire you to head down to your gym, or perhaps find a bar because the sight of all that abdominal exercise has made you thirsty. Available…

The USB Humping Dogs we all know and love have gotten a much needed upgrade. If you recall, previous versions looked as though they were indifferent towards all of the humping. I don't know about you, but if that was my sole purpose in life, I would be pretty happy about it. Apparently the manufacturers thought so too…

That's right, a reader over at Digital World Tokyo has put together a guide on retro-fitting your favorite hypersexually active dog peripheral with some actual memory. Better yet, part of the mod is that the dog only humps when it's accessing data. While DWT characterizes the guide as "quick," be warned that you need…

There's no new information here or anything like that. It's just the Humping Dog in its retail box, and well, we'll take any excuse we can to post about it. Since it was at the Toy Tokyo booth, it looks like those of you in New York, at least, can get your laptop (or anything else with a USB port) some sweet, sweet…

We told you earlier about these marvelous humping dog USB drives. Many of you were saddened by the fact that they weren't available for purchase. Well, canine companions, weep no more. Digital World Tokyo is now selling them for $55 for all three (plus S & H). Get them while they're, er, hot, I guess. Ew. Just don't…