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    Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch

    Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite

    Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball

    Bald Man's Comb: Style For The Follically-Challenged

    Brass Knuckle Soap Allows You To Punch Up a Good Lather

    Hydroglass Allows You To Shower While Lying Down On a Fish Tank

    Motorcycle Toilet Helps You Squat and Hover

    Inflatable Shower Curtain: Be Green Or Be Suffocated

    Victorinox Swiss Unlimited Eau De Toilette: The Scent of MacGyver

    Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
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    Image of BeyondtheTech BeyondtheTech
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    What, no integrated mount for the Fleshlight?
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    Rest assured that if your crotch is too high, the hand held dildo attachment seems readily available.

    Did I say it looked like a dildo? I meant it looks like a microphone. For singing in the shower. A capella.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    Why did you post two of the same exact photo?
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    11/20/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: It's fixed now, you can see the crotch jet now.
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    Noobs-R-Us promoted this comment PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Oh right, thanks.THAT'S not a crotch jet, it's a tit jet!
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    Image of gdlla96 gdlla96
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    First!! This is the pinnacle of my life.
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    Xeno promoted this comment gdlla96 was starred gdlla96 was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: Do you hear that? What could it be? Sounds kinda like a banhammer.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: There are two places where coming in first is a bad thing. Giz is one of them and I'm sure you can guess the other...
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    dragon:ONE promoted this comment Edited by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: at 11/20/09 3:34 PM PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of dragon:ONE dragon:ONE
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: This comment wins.

    However, the 'first' one is not. Why does promoting a comment in a thread promote the head of the comment? I sure as hell did NOT desire to promote gdlla96.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    11/20/09

    @dragon:ONE: xeno promoted gdlla96. There should also be an option for star commenters not to promote something automatically. Some people who aren't approved will say something to piss people off just so they can get promoted by a star commenter. I think star commenters should be able to demote.
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/20/09

    @Xeno: @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: The banhammer is used far too sparingly, in my opinion.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    @The Lab: Yikes. Apparently "firsting" a comment is the high point of this dork's life. Offhand, I'd say that means his life is punishment enough.
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    Image of Mayor McRib Mayor McRib
    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: Then you are about to experience the low-point of your life.
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    Image of dragon:ONE dragon:ONE
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Ah. Well, when I promoted yours it said I promoted his.

    And yes, I agree on the demote. A 'flag for review' option would be great, too.

    And with this new commenting system? YOU CAN'T BE FIRST. Comments move up or down.

    And, uh, if one of the Gizmodo gods happen to be reading this, how would I get help trying to change my display name? I can't change it *at all* without it going back to dragon:ONE.
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    09/21/09

    In reply to Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
    So I can wash my mug AND my teeth in the sink at work? Sweet! Do they have a top tooth model?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    09/21/09

    In reply to Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
    There is a really sick oral sex joke lurking in that mug someplace, but I cant bring myself to pour it out.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    09/21/09

    In reply to Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
    Hey! Nay Sayers! Yeah, you right there. You over there too. Don't try to hide behind that little girl. It's just sad; it's not working; and honestly, it's straight-up dispicable.

    Anyways, what was I saying? Oh, right.

    I realize that this is not in fact a game of who the fuck are you, but...I mean...
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    Image of RobinSure RobinSure
    09/22/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Who the fuck are you?
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    SysRq promoted this comment RobinSure was starred RobinSure was unstarred
    Image of SysRq SysRq
    09/22/09

    @RobinSure: He's a well known Giz star commenter who says interesting things. Who the fuck are you?
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    Image of RobinSure RobinSure
    09/22/09

    @SysRq: Someone making a fairly obvious joke you obviously missed.
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    09/21/09

    In reply to Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
    I don't see the point of this mug. It has teeth... and it holds a drink. Not much else can be said about it.
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    Image of Kev50027 Kev50027
    09/21/09

    In reply to Chances Are This Is The Only Mug With a Coffee-Stained Underbite
    Sean.. though Gizmodo is about just about anything.. this is just.. well.. who cares?
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    Image of met2art met2art
    09/21/09

    @Kev50027: My friend doesn't like you!
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    GitEmSteveDave_SomeAssemblyRequired promoted this comment met2art was starred met2art was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    09/21/09

    @met2art has an invisible star: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
     Reply
    Edited by GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy at 09/21/09 10:38 PM GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy was starred GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy was unstarred
    Image of reddingofish reddingofish
    09/14/09

    In reply to Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
    Is it more than 4 feet long. I am not going to pay tens of thousands of dollars for a disco bathtub that I can't stretch out in. Plus it looks like my feet would stick up out of the water. I'm not gonna pay tens of thousands of dollars for a bathtub I can use in the dark to have my feet sticking up out of the water.
     Reply
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    09/12/09

    In reply to Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
    Sure you got the light show...what about the the bubble machine???

    oh wait...
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    Image of TraMaI TraMaI
    09/11/09

    In reply to Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
    but will it play DOOM?
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    quayzar promoted this comment TraMaI was starred TraMaI was unstarred
    Image of quayzar quayzar
    09/12/09

    @TraMaI: Monochrome and low resolution make for a poor gaming experience in general but like everything else yes it can play Doom.

    Last night I played Doom on my toaster but when I did it burned the bread. Unfortunately you can only play Doom with bagels. Though I might try to trick Doom to play with bread in defrost mode.
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    09/11/09

    In reply to Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
    Purple. Flashy. Smooth. All the signs of a female dildo.
     Reply
    Software_Goddess promoted this comment Anrkist was starred Anrkist was unstarred
    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    09/11/09

    @Anrkist: Does it vibrate?
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    Image of IQslump IQslump
    09/11/09

    @Software_Goddess: I believe that's covered by the motion-activated hand shower.
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    Software_Goddess promoted this comment IQslump was starred IQslump was unstarred
    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    09/11/09

    @IQslump: I'll take 2
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    09/11/09

    In reply to Nirvana Bathtub Is Like Bathing In a Disco Ball
    ...oh my God—it's full of stars!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    09/11/09

    @JCWhitless: Got hit on the head, did you?
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    Software_Goddess promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of stlbud stlbud
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bald Man's Comb: Style For The Follically-Challenged
    Some of us have outgrown the need for hair.


    Bill B.

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