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Pazu
12/30/08

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Someone is way too moralist, or deeply frustrated here. Matt, you really need to decompress.
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Anonymoose
12/30/08

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i don't need an iphone app to tell me that i'm a man. just this here sanrio belt buckle that intermittently chimes out "you are full of testosterone and flowers"
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OMG! Ponies!
12/30/08

@Anonymoose: Stay the hell out of my wardrobe. And give me back my BeDazzler.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
12/30/08

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This will be perfect for after I get my lesson from "Mystery" on VH1's The Pick-up Artist. Does anyone know where to get a fuzzy top hat in NJ?

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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
12/31/08

@SUNY_SteveDave: I'm pretty sure you can find a nice Pimp Hat like that in Newark, Paterson, Jersey City or Irvington....
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OMG! Ponies!
12/30/08

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What I say is, "Denise...Denise the Piece."

I mark it down. I write it up. And you have been warned. Because I have my lasers...I have my Tasers, I have my ICBMs... I have my bazookas, my jets pointed right at you.

Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate. And on the first of May, we celebrate V-Day. And come June, baby, it is the lick of my spoon. Come August,

we like to celebrate... Saint Suck My Big Fat

Fucking Sausage!

I set goals for myself...
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cso1982
12/30/08

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Finally! I've been waiting for an update to the Cycles app to include something like this. Now I need not wait. Of course you could use it for the purposes expressed above. But it has far more more potential. Example: I work with a bunch of women in my office. It would be nice (with the help of some clandestine detective work and eaves dropping) to find out who's on their period and track their PMS rages monthly. If I need to ask one of them to do something for me, I know which one to ask without getting backlash. This is indeed the ultimate application for a man to have if working in an environment such as mine.

...also it's a good app for the sleazy reasons stated above. HAH!
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billzombie
12/30/08

@cso1982: Just try not to earn "The Weird Stalker Guy" status at your office while trying that little stunt!
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OMG! Ponies!
12/30/08

@billzombie: Too late. I think he has that title. In fact, he's probably got the title for the entire industry.
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Curves
12/30/08

@cso1982: Enjoy that sexual harrassment suit the ladies slap on you too. Track THAT.
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cso1982
12/30/08

@Curves: hmmm...sounds like someone is a perfect candidate for this app.
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Curves
12/30/08

@cso1982: There was a lawsuit over this just last year, where an employer did exactly this and tracked female employees cycles. Needless to say, he lost the lawsuit and the company he worked for had to pay some hefty damages. Legal aspects aside, doing this to a significant other is bad enough, but to do it to women who work for you is an extreme invasion of privacy and would mean that you are the worst kind of boss, let alone a realy lousy human being.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
12/31/08

@Curves: You've had S/O's track your monthly cycles?

That's kind of creepy...
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