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    iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"

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    Image of weinerschnitzelboy weinerschnitzelboy
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    Hmm does my butt look big? " holds up a picture of my butt"
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/13/09

    @weinerschnitzelboy: No, silly, of course not. But we will need to order the 11x17 photocopier for you. With the, uh, double thick safety glass option.
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    Edited by bosskev at 07/13/09 11:50 PM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    Tomomi seems so unhappy with her own creation. Why did you create something that seems to make you so unhappy Tomomi? Why?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    the iBum is unlikely to emerge from the prototype stage.
    Give it to the TSA and tell 'em it will catch terrorists. bada bing, bada boom -- production in no time.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    This completely misses the mark through poor execution, but I think there's a nugget (npi) of a good concept here; what we need is this thing installed in a club with a live video feed to an LCD mounted above the chair so that the suitor can check out the derriere even if the object of attention is seated. And of course we need more gurls in skirts testing it out to make sure the concept is sound.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/13/09

    @weatherman: "Hey Bartender, could you do a string check for me?"



    Uh, no thanks.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/13/09

    @Lite: is on a boat.: i will reply to this one when i get home.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    Next it will be a copier built into the chair that utilizes a near-infrared filter to capture images "through" the clothing.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    "No, no, Cynthia! Just because you are my secretary does not mean you need to lift a finger around here. Please, just have a seat..."
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    The window of the soul? Like it could tell you that you ate corn yesterday?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    07/13/09

    @Lite: is on a boat.: Only if this copier incorporates Smell-O-Vision. And in that case, I don't think I'd want to own one.
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    Image of niacin niacin
    07/13/09

    In reply to iBum Photocopying Chair: Because "The Ass Is The Window Of The Soul"
    the length of time it takes and the noise would surely frighten any potential victim away, much better to just use a digital camera I would think.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/13/09

    @niacin: Won't work on Japanese schoolgirls. I believe their cameras are legally required to make noise when they take a photo.
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