Is this honestly necessary? Yes yes yes we all know there are going to be plenty of "important apple" news articles, but can we at least lay of unimportant stuff like this? It's clever, but not necessary here.
@cowpop: Considering 1/3rd of all pregnancies in the U.S. are unwanted, at around 2 million unwanted pregnancies per year, and Apple is now shipping over 2 million Macs per quarter, the market for Apple branded condoms is not something Giz can ignore, as much as the topic makes some of us... uncomfortable.
Unfortunately, three minutes into screwing, your cock slips out and you have to go back in. Then, when you get another good rhythm going and you're starting to hit all the right places, your cock slips out again and you need to stick it back in her.
Speed is inconsistent. Sometimes it's good but other times it just takes way too long to get to the sites you're aiming for.
Plus, the undesirable "back-up" feature makes sure that every time you have sex while wearing one, you have a relationship talk. Sure, updates make the relationship talk shorter but you shouldn't have to do it every time you "sync".
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Speed is inconsistent. Sometimes it's good but other times it just takes way too long to get to the sites you're aiming for.
Plus, the undesirable "back-up" feature makes sure that every time you have sex while wearing one, you have a relationship talk. Sure, updates make the relationship talk shorter but you shouldn't have to do it every time you "sync".
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And don't forget the resets, both hard and soft.
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Most awesome disclaimer ever.
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Because not wrapping your spanker when playing with others is really what we wanna be doing in '09.
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That's a good recipe for an itchy groin and/or a burning sensation while urinating.
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