This Useless Anchorman's Touchscreen Abilities Are Hilarious

Look at this doofus talking about the Israel crisis while shuffling cards on a giant touchscreen. I don't speak French, but Mario Aguilar says he does and, at the end, this guy says "I am a complete piece of shit, I hate myself." Well, he doesn't really say that, but he's probably thinking it. [The Next Web] » 11/20/12 5:41pm 11/20/12 5:41pm

Man Calls the Police Complaining About a Flashing Light in the Sky Only…

A UK man noticed an unidentified 'flying' object in the night sky and said it flashing a bright white light into his home. He called the police trying to explain his situation. The police dutifully logged it down until... the same guy called back later and apologized, saying it was only the Moon. » 10/26/11 2:40pm 10/26/11 2:40pm