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    A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles

    Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity

    World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    Getting teabagged by a beaver.


    There's a really good joke in there somewhere. I just can't put my finger on it..

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    Image of steven5737 steven5737
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    Dang I can't use html in this thing? here's the link?


    [img3.imageshack.us]

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/02/09

    @steven5737: hosting fail.
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    Honestly I'd just prefer bonking my own testicles against a beaver.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    @G-Ram: now with employment!: just helping the little guy over the fence. one . . . lat . . . push.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    And now you know why the beaver is on the Seal of the City of New York




    Pilgrims, Iroquois and Beaver on Beaver.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: even old new york was once new amsterdam. beavers build amsterdams, right? or is that just where you can find 'em?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.


    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.


    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.


    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.


    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.


    Beaver Nuts. Rub directly on the forehead.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/02/09

    In reply to A Brief Note About Beavers' Testicles
    Can they still be attached to the beaver?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    @Curves: is that an ivitation?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    @Happy BDay GitEm_Nick: ** rubs forehead


    invitation

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    Image of OMG! Bacon! OMG! Bacon!
    06/02/09

    @Curves: Kinky
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/02/09

    @OMG! Bacon!: If I was REALLY kinky, I would rub them on my chin.
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    Image of Monty Monty
    06/01/09

    In reply to Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
    Regardless of whether it is Zune Guy, Pre Guy, Storm Guy, or anyone else, the moral is the same: It is okay to love your gadget, but not to love your gadget.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/01/09

    In reply to Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
    He really needs a stack of 250 disposable styrofoam plates to complete the tableau. Sorry, but my pity-respect still goes to ZuneGuy.


    This twerp couldn't even carry Greg Packer's jock strap.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/01/09

    In reply to Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
    i figured nigerian scam artists would fall for this kind of stuff, but Lou? c'mon Lou.


    /shakes head

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    Image of Nick Jeske Nick Jeske
    06/01/09

    In reply to Get a Palm Pre Tattoo For a Free Pre: Save $199, Lose a Lifetime of Dignity
    what a morn
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    06/01/09

    @Nick Jeske: This guy looks NOTHING like Morn.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/04/09

    In reply to World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
    Dad?
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    Image of jonhapimp jonhapimp
    05/04/09

    In reply to World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
    see i'm not the only one who hates kids. poke me one more time and i will TAZE YOU
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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    05/04/09

    @jonhapimp: I hate kids too. I think they should euthenize them
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    Image of madog madog
    05/04/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: Yes! We should also sterilize those damn kids to keep them from reproducing and making more kids! Who's with me, now! Let's get those kids!


    Cut to 100 years later


    Will Smith: where is everyone? Hello? Helllllloooooooo!!!!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    05/04/09

    In reply to World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
    This is a lesson kids need to learn, but I guess some schools haven't approved "Curious George and the High Voltage Concertina Wire Fence" as classroom reading.
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    Image of Brandon Scott Simak Brandon Scott Simak
    05/04/09

    In reply to World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
    Why is Giz posting this tabloid bullshit?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    05/04/09

    @Brandon Scott Simak: Dude, that stun gun shown not only shoots sparks, it also sprays OC!
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    Image of ArcticLotus ArcticLotus
    05/04/09

    In reply to World's Smartest Prison Officer Fired After Using a Stun Gun on Visiting Children
    and now it's time for another "good idea, bad idea"
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    05/04/09

    @ArcticLotus: Correction Officer Gallant shows the kids around the prison and points out the outcome if they stray.


    Correction Officer Goofus believes the old adage, "Spare the voltage, spoil the child".

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