Microsoft Kills Santa

After Santa the IM bot's supposed obscenities came to light, Microsoft tried very hard to fix the fat bastard so he wouldn't curse up a storm at children. Programmers weren't completely satisfied with what came out the other end, so they threw up their hands in defeat and said, "screw it" to the whole thing and axed… » 12/04/07 4:40pm 12/04/07 4:40pm

Microsoft's Dirty Santa IM Bot Talks Oral Sex

This may or may not be real, but The Reg is appalled at Microsoft's dirty Santa IM bot after it started talking about oral sex and dirty bastards. The transcript is above, but even IM transcripts are pretty easy to fake. We remembered the hours we spent chatting up SmarterChild in lieu of having any real friends, so… » 12/03/07 1:15pm 12/03/07 1:15pm