Do you wish your outfits looked like Tumblr diarrhea’d on a web-cached version of eBay from 1995? Do you get your fashion inspiration by flipping through a vintage Delia*s catalog on a tremendous amount of ketamine? We’ve got the hot new look for you!
If you needed further evidence that the ubiquitous Korean pop single "Gangnam Style" is the product of a nefarious Weapon X psychological warfare experiment — why do you think they call him Psy anyway? — here is your proof.