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    Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    So the Fountain of Youth is in Siberia??


    It makes sense to me. According to Ensign Chekov those Ruskies invented or discovered everything anyway...

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    This is a giant fucking lie.


    Whenever "scientific research" comes out of a) North Korea, or b) Russia, it's invariably a con.


    I'm not saying those countries are full of criminals and hucksters, but those countries are fucking full of criminals and hucksters.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    I dont want to live an exceptionally long life, nor do I want even more of sex drive, so I am going to pass on this one.
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    Image of godwhacker, your incandescent leader! godwhacker, your incandescent leader!
    02/12/09

    @Curves:

    to my way of thinking, life lasts exactly as long as it is supposed to. nothing you can do about it. i have noticed no apparent decline in my sex drive even at my advanced age. which my current gf seems to have no problem with.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    02/12/09

    @godwhacker: they do say that memory is the first thing that goes, you know.
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    Image of godwhacker, your incandescent leader! godwhacker, your incandescent leader!
    02/12/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse:


    i've destroyed more memories with whiskey and dope than you have now, you young whippersnapper!!

    now get off my lawn!!!

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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/12/09

    @godwhacker: Dont you hate that when they get on the lawn? Its like playing in the street isnt good enough for them. Damn kids.
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    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    A coccus for the cock?! Sweeeet.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    so much for the candle that burns twice as bright burning half as long...
    Take that, Tyrell Corp!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/12/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: Nothing the Gods of Biomechanics wouldn't put you in heaven for.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    02/12/09

    In reply to Secret of Eternal Life, Better Sex Found in Mammoth Graveyard
    So this would help sexual activity with a female mouse? Do I have to inject it as well for both of us to finally have a good time?
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    02/12/09

    @ChinaDeathBus_GitEmSteveDave: I think the sex side effects are interesting, but I think I would like this even more if the drug was selective and made cool people live longer, and Billy-Bass purchasers live ten years shorter. And make them sterile.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    02/12/09

    @zenpoet: So then would this guy be dead before he was born?

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    02/12/09

    @ChinaDeathBus_GitEmSteveDave: His parents' grandparents would have been drowned at birth.
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