Every Making Of Indiana Jones Documentary: These Belong in a Museum

Everyone loves Indiana Jones. That's just science. But you've also probably seen all of them a hundred dozen times. You could go through and watch all of the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles on Netflix (actually, yeah, do that too). Or you could take a night and watch all of these wonderful documentaries about how the… » 9/14/12 8:00pm 9/14/12 8:00pm

Watch This Awesome Version of the Indiana Jones' Theme Sung By Only One …

With all the bad news today, I needed something to make me smile. Nick McKaig, famous for making vocal versions of The Simpsons and Star Wars came to the rescue with this fun and surprisingly perfect version of Indiana Jones' main theme. [Thanks Nick!] » 7/20/12 1:20pm 7/20/12 1:20pm

Buy Luke's Original Lightsaber for $185,000, Gizmo Animatronic for…

This is it. The real McCoy: Luke Skywalker's one and only lightsaber, used in the original Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back. It can be yours for only $185,000. If you don't have $185,000 handy, you can get the real fedora hat or the bullwhip used by Indiana Jones in Temple of Doom for $61,000 each (reportedly, the … » 11/25/08 8:40pm 11/25/08 8:40pm

Indiana Jones Giant RC Ant Can Chomp George Lucas' Ballsack

As he gets ready to rape Indiana Jones » 10/21/08 4:00pm 10/21/08 4:00pm again with the fifth part of the series, George Lucas keeps milking the merchandise tits of the most famous archeologist by releasing all kinds of products. Fortunately, this Giant RC Ant is worth it, and probably one of the few good things to come out of that disaster of a movie …

Indy 4 Blu-Ray Comes With 5 Different Retail Packages, Still Hurts Me…

There's only one week left until the Blu-Ray release of the worst sequel ever » 10/09/08 12:30am 10/09/08 12:30am (at least in terms of how it took my childhood and ripped out its heart Kali Ma-style), Indiana Jones and The Goddamn X-Files, and retailers have decided to go with an equally frustrating promotion gimmick. Indy-enthusiasts will have to…

Indiana Jones 4 Blu-Ray Details Released With Cool Extras, Movie Still …

The Blu-ray edition of the biggest letdown in movie history, also known as Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Whatever Crystal Something will be released on October 14, just in time not to buy it for this holiday season. The two-disc Blu-ray comes in the obligatory 1080p and comes loaded with extras that don't make… » 8/12/08 2:20pm 8/12/08 2:20pm

Indiana Jones Roundup: Making Everyone Behave Like They're Mentally Ill

Forget the iPhone, and screw Terminator 4. Everyone who's anyone knows that this week was all about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There are plenty of mature and dignified ways of welcoming back the good professor. Here are the rest: » 5/26/08 9:00am 5/26/08 9:00am

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Review: New Indy's Most Deadly Trap Is the Movie Itself

Yesterday I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Like a kid, I went to the movie theater ready for all the popcorn cinema fun I could get—the crazy chases, the fights, bugs, snakes, temples, tombs, skeletons and all the deadly machines and ancient gadgets that they could throw at me. In fact, I've… » 5/23/08 4:30pm 5/23/08 4:30pm

Indiana Jones Crystal Skull Projector, Not Morbid At All

In case the Indiana Jones whip is outlawed in your state, there's always other Indiana Jones merchandise to purchase! Take this Crystal Skull Projector—an accompanying audio CD teaches your child history as the skull projects some of Indiana's most famous moments, along with history's biggest archaeological finds… » 5/22/08 1:40pm 5/22/08 1:40pm

Indiana Jones' Theme Secret Lyrics Uncovered

Today is the big day: the new Indiana Jones movie is here at last, bigger than ever, with new merchandise, toys, and even potato heads. What most people don't know, however, is that the classic Indy theme now comes with new lyrics. Apparently, John Williams writes lyrics for all his compositions—even while they won't… » 5/22/08 8:00am 5/22/08 8:00am