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This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet |
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11/08/09
*Male interpreter*
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!
*The girl speaks*
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!
*Man interpreter comes back*
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES
Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
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That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
11/09/09
Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
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I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.
Edit: Forgot the tag!
#RosaRocks
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And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
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That being said, omg that vid was hilarious. #inflatablebracommercial
11/07/09
It's Her. It's Her. It's Her!
They're all the same "her", but her breasts has a BIG difference (pun?)
At Work, it's a B cup.
Pretty Beautiful.
On the streets, it's B cup.
Perfect for attractive people.
At a party, it's a D Cup! (OMG Ponies!)
Spicy Hot!
This bra can go up in three steps: B, C and D cups.
Before/After Shots...
Celebrated in Europe. (something)... world's beautiful breast contest.
(She's mine logo) Automatic pumping bra.
Look at this. One press and it gets bigger.
Bigger and Bigger.
As big as you want, as big as it gets.
Big! Big Big!
(Before/After Shots)
So big that even breast milk is coming out! (wtf?)
it's like using your hands to push them up.
This bra has passed some sort of international certifacte (o rly?)
The inflateable part is called "God's Hand" in English, but it says "Space-Age hand" in Chinese. All it takes is a press to inflate it.
Normal Magic Bras are too heavy. After a while, they sag down. (haha saggy tits!). It adds more weight to your straps too. So they aren't good breasts, but saggy breasts.
But with "God's hands", 5 of them = the weight of a normal silicon breast thingy.
Hey, It's actually trendy! It's comfortable! The bra has a safe feeling with no pressure.
Hurry up and call the buy now!
Hello! Hello! What are you wearing now? I'm wearing a B cup. What do you like? I wish my breast were a little bigger. And B cups are fine. Bigger breasts are every women's wish. What are your wish? Wow they're 3cm bigger! Can it get any bigger? Yes! Wow, it's even bigger my 2.5cm. Can it get even bigger? Of course! Do you want to try it? No, no they're big enough.
There are 3 technologies in this bra: "God's hand" - hold your back up.
That granny at 3:33 - They're excellent, I feel younger! (puke)
The God's Hands are made from some Japanese natural material. They give off some sort of infrared-red radiation to increase blood circulation, and therefore your breats will grow bigger.
Ugly woman at 3:54 - not only are they comfortable and healthly, my brasts are getting bigger too! #inflatablebracommercial
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I couldn't imagine this being comfortable, I mean, breastesses pushed up constantly, squeezed out of the top of the bra? Ok, but this comes from the same gender which thinks stiletto heels are the most important aspect of emancipation, so I'd take it with a grain of salt... #inflatablebracommercial
11/07/09
PS: There are actually some really comfortable stilettos out there. ;) #inflatablebracommercial
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@Rosa Golijan: So you want a young Asian girl following you around, measuring your boobs at random intervals? #inflatablebracommercial
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Why is the inflatable bladder called God's Hand? #inflatablebracommercial
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