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    The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic

    Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
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    Image of ElementalDragon ElementalDragon
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    ..... i like how she says that toilet tissue is archaic. Well..... i don't see that thing wiping someone's a** with sunshine and puppies, do i? looks like it's still using the same old TP..... just costing you $20 to do so.
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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    06/13/09

    @ElementalDragon: That was the funniest thing I have read all week. I am crying laughing.


    Well done... Well Done...

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/13/09

    @ElementalDragon: Wait? You don't wipe your ass with puppies? I must be doing something wrong.
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    Image of xanderbeedle xanderbeedle
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    New 'COMFORT LATINO'


    Are you tired of old, archaic technologies and unhygienic practises? Do you think keeping your asshole clean is too much of a struggle?


    Well, for just 3 small payments, you can upgrade your life. Don't be a boring peasant, use new 'COMFORT LATINO' to wipe your ass for you.

    COMFORT LATINO is a patented combination of Disinfectant dispenser, Toilet roll holder and a small Mexican man.


    Stop wiping your own ass, have COMFORT LATINO do it for you...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/13/09

    @xanderbeedle: Vaya con dios, puta.
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    Image of Giolon Giolon
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    I want to see Billy Mays selling these things
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    Image of MyNameIsTooAwesome MyNameIsTooAwesome
    06/13/09

    @Giolon: I want to see the Shamwow guy sell this. And then watch a "voiceovered"(?) parody.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/13/09

    @MyNameIsTooAwesome: I don't want to watch a commercial for this where I hear the phrase, "Are you getting this, camera guy?"
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    @Ken_Darrow: He's got blue balls so they're a little harder to see.


    Of course a better question to ask is why were you spending so nuch time looking at his junk?

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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I was just trying to compare the size and color to mine. I still think my bright Purplish/Reddish BataRam looks better.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: When I mentioned what I carry in my underwire (Braw) everyone wanted photo proof…
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    @Ken_Darrow: Bright purple? You need to stop wrestling it so much...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: I must have missed that. What do you carry in your underwire?
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: That was supposed to say underwear, but my auto spell checker got carried away. As for what I have in my braw. Technically they are an E cup, but you can't buy that in the store so I can make due with a DD in a couple sizes up. Then I have to remove 3" from the back strap. Was that TMI?
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    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: "Was that TMI?"


    No, that wasn't TMI. So you hack your underwear? lol

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    Image of jiveabillion jiveabillion
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    OMG!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG ASS TIME.
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    03/23/09

    @jiveabillion: This was almost as funny as the first time I saw the PowerThirst ads...
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    ZOMG THE NUMBER IS FAKE!!!!


    ITS A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    He didn't get the "you're gonna love my nuts" line in there anywhere..
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Agreed, that is the only serious criticism I have of this spoof.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    It looks like we can do this all day..
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I know I could... Are you up for it?
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    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: I've had enough cock shots to last me a lifetime..
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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    When is "The Butt Shot" coming out? I want it to do big butt, little butt, wide butt, narrow butt... all sorts of butts.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: If you act now we'll throw in beady. Just shove these scented ben wa balls up the butt. Then pull them out slowly, fettucini, porcini, mussolini, bikini. It's just that easy. You're gonna love my balls.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Stop having boring ass play. Stop having a boring life.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    This one actually caused me pain. I laughed so hard the back of my head throbbed. All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock; can it puree
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: "All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock"


    Are you having hotdogs for dinner tonight?

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: No I need something more substantial. I'll be having the Johnsonville's
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: Ball Park franks plump when you cook them...
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I think in this case you mean they "swell when you smash'em".
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    Image of Frank Mahnke Frank Mahnke
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    No Vince = No clicking the play button.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/23/09

    @Frank Mahnke: Trust me it's worth it anyway...
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    It's made by Germans!


    The Germans make good stuff, right?

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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    What will they think of next?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/23/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: I don't know, but I know I have my protector already lined up. This is no match for Steven Seagal.
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