Infrared - Gizmodo

posts about #infrared more →
The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized
Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
Samsung's Holographic Gesture-Based Eye Candy Upstages Product Announcement
Energizer Hard Case Tactical Flashlight Shoots R, G, B and Infrared
Samsung SCH-W760 Shoots Your G-Rated Videos in the Dark
Google Infrared Patent Further Details Firm's Insatiable Book Assimilation Technique
Frustrated Google Seeing Infrared During Quest to Scan Every Book Ever Written
Hanwha Duo Turns Your Laptop Into a Tablet PC
Terry Pratchett Battles Alzheimer's With Retro-Futurist Headgear

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

Jory
10/15/09

In reply to The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized

he looks like my dog. #sniff
Reply

Jory was starred Jory was unstarred

dingus
10/15/09

In reply to The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized

Why stop at dogs? #sniff
Reply

dingus was starred dingus was unstarred

Kayonesoft
10/15/09

@dingus: Speaking of HalfLife 2 and Dogs... #sniff
Reply

dingus promoted this comment Kayonesoft was starred Kayonesoft was unstarred

nevergetitwet
10/15/09

In reply to The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized
what does it do when a real dog walks by? #sniff
Reply

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment nevergetitwet was starred nevergetitwet was unstarred

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
10/15/09

@nevergetitwet: It virtually sniffs ass of course. #sniff
Reply

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
10/15/09

In reply to The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized
Great, now I feel sad for virtual dogs too.

What kind of sick sadist thinks these things up? My wife can't even walk past pets up for adoption without feeling depressed. #sniff
Reply

UnderLoK
10/15/09

@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I was thinking the same thing man.

It actually makes me look forward to getting home later and seeing my #dog go nuts as soon as I walk through the door. I wish I could say my wife was as excited to see me walk through that same door...
Reply

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis promoted this comment Edited by UnderLoK at 10/15/09 2:40 PM UnderLoK was starred UnderLoK was unstarred

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
10/15/09

@UnderLoK: (Insert lame overused joke about your wife being as excited as the dog when I walk through your door here)

Seriously though, my wife is usually pretty damn happy to see me when I come home.

The cats however...are usually at the top of the steps meowing at me to feed them. At least they are when they're not trying to trip me and cause me to fall to my death. #sniff
Reply

UnderLoK
10/15/09

@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: My wife is too, but she doesn't jump up and down and go nuts. ;) #sniff
Reply

UnderLoK was starred UnderLoK was unstarred

Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
10/15/09

@UnderLoK: Jewelery.... #sniff
Reply

SeventhExile
10/15/09

In reply to The Desperate Puppy in the Window, Digitized

It would be better if the "dog" looked like the ones from resident evil. #sniff
Reply

Heliophage promoted this comment SeventhExile was starred SeventhExile was unstarred

Heliophage
10/15/09

@SeventhExile:

I might need to carry around a change of pants if anyone decides to follow this advice. #sniff
Reply

Heliophage was starred Heliophage was unstarred

SeventhExile
10/15/09

@Heliophage: Hm.. would be a good security system / investment for stores that sell pants. #sniff
Reply

SeventhExile was starred SeventhExile was unstarred

mstolfe
10/09/09

In reply to Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
seems like something Cheney could have used a few years back if you ask me...
Reply

Don Nguyen promoted this comment mstolfe was starred mstolfe was unstarred

Complexified
10/09/09

In reply to Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
Unless you give me something to shoot that fucking dog, no deal!!
Reply

G-Ram promoted this comment Complexified was starred Complexified was unstarred

mattycakes
10/09/09

In reply to Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
Hammacher Schlemmer really seems to be filling the void left by Sharper Image. I can't wait for the combination sword/air purifier/alarm clock/range finder to come out!
Reply

Don Nguyen promoted this comment mattycakes was starred mattycakes was unstarred

Sticks Calhoun
10/09/09

In reply to Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
Here is my experience duckhunting:

Wake up at 3:30am

Be on an airboat in the middle of a swamp (Everglades) at 4:00am

Climb into a pile of sawgrass (appropriately named) and sit chest deep in water at 4:20am.

Note that this is in winter, and it's 30-someodd degrees.

Wait for another hour, while pondering alligators and the leeches that are attaching themselves to your waders.

5:30am, fire shots at passing ducks as the sun rises (I did get a few).

6:30am get picked up in the airboat.

Never again.
Reply

Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/09/09 4:53 PM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred

lostarchitect
10/09/09

In reply to Live Action Duck Hunter Review: Briefly Satisfies The Urge To Kill
No obnoxious dog? I'll pass.
Reply

lostarchitect was starred lostarchitect was unstarred

OCEntertainment
10/09/09

@lostarchitect: Always wished you could shoot the dog, too. *sigh*
Reply

Edited by OCEntertainment at 10/09/09 4:49 PM OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
10/09/09

@OCEntertainment: Well now you can!

[www.i-mockery.com]
Reply

OCEntertainment promoted this comment

OCEntertainment
10/09/09

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Listen. You're my hero.

Man, that is one quick little bugger!
Reply

OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred

All Your Base Are Belong To Us
09/23/09

In reply to Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
Surely you just put a big fuck-off electro-magnet at the door of the theater? Tell people with pace makers they can't watch movies and simply fry all electronics as you enter/exit.

At least we can reduce the prirate community to only old people with fuddy hearts.
Reply

Odin promoted this comment

Odin
09/23/09

@All Your Base Are Belong To Us:
Yup because clearly every piece of electronics are devilish pirating devices! Hark! What is that!? A phone? EVIL! A DS? BLASPHEMY! Your watch? HERESY!

Do you even know what age we live in?
Reply

Odin was starred Odin was unstarred

ZaxxonQ.com
09/22/09

In reply to Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
Ugh! Why the hell didn't I think of this?! X-( Damnit!
Reply

ZaxxonQ.com was starred ZaxxonQ.com was unstarred

met2art
09/22/09

@ZaxxonQ.com: Maybe because you would have realized that it's a useless product that preys on the ignorance of industry executives who are dumb as fuck, and that it will only be a long-term detriment to the movie-going public?
Reply

OCEntertainment promoted this comment met2art was starred met2art was unstarred

ZaxxonQ.com
09/22/09

@met2art has an invisible star: Exactly! Make money off of the ignorant fools while I can! ^_^
Reply

ZaxxonQ.com was starred ZaxxonQ.com was unstarred

vinylrake
09/22/09

@met2art has an invisible star: I hear the studios' next anti piracy plan is to make movies longer than videotapes so strategically placed personell in the theatres can hear the pirates 'reloading' and catch the culprits in the act. I am guessing it won't be until 2012 or so that they discover that people are using digital video cameras.
Reply

ZaxxonQ.com promoted this comment vinylrake was starred vinylrake was unstarred

WinthropHippolytus
09/22/09

In reply to Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
An IR blocking filter for any camera model you care to think of costs, what, $20? Maybe $30, max.

So this will stop camera pirates for all of about half an hour. Way to invest in that technology! :P

Reply

MrBangBam promoted this comment WinthropHippolytus was starred

ssoltero
09/22/09

In reply to Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
I for one support this. Who wants to watch a camcorder filming a movie anyways? I hate those lame ass pirated versions of movies. They vex me.
Reply

OCEntertainment promoted this comment ssoltero was starred ssoltero was unstarred

OCEntertainment
09/22/09

@ssoltero: They vex you? They vex-.....You are vexed by these movies? Camcorder rips of theatrical movies are vexing?

Hey guys, listen up! This has gone too far! Time and time again, Big Content has locked down our media, or implemented inconvenient methods of protecting their content. But now, a person has actually been VEXED by these counter-piracy measures. This has gone too far!

How many more people need to be VEXED before we stand up and say, "No more!" We cannot allow vexation to continue in America. We have to resist the vexers, wherever they may attack us!

Now....what does vex mean, again?
Reply

OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred

stldoug
09/22/09

@OCEntertainment: I feel your pain, I for one subscribed to the RSS feed from VexOffenders.org. It's a good way to keep tabs on them.
Reply

OCEntertainment promoted this comment stldoug was starred stldoug was unstarred

not_a_virus.exe.vbs
09/22/09

In reply to Movie Theaters Will Fry Us All with Infrared to Stop Pirates
But what about the screener copies? Most of the films that get leaked are screener copies or workprint copies, people rarely do telescreeners anymore.
Reply

Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Gizmodo Team

SUBSCRIBE TO Gizmodo

Login

Reset Password

Register

Submit Your Comment