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Kaiser-Machead
04/22/09

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After looking through big detailed pictures of this car, I can't learn to love it. The Maser Quattroporte is a much prettier four door exoticar, and BMW has the profile just right. This thing is like a squat Cayenne. Damn Porsche, why do you make me sad like this?
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OMG! Ponies!
04/22/09

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Why all the hassle?

College pranksters used to do stuff like disassemble the dean's car and rebuild it in the dean's office all the time in the 1960's.

Scientia Est Bonus - Emil Faber
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
04/22/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Sadly they applied that principle to the first form of transportation they wanted to try out on the 94th floor. The horse did not seem to be receptive to the idea. The re-assembly had a success rate equal to Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky's GPA at Faber.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
04/22/09

@OMG! Ponies!: And while I applaud your use of Animal House, I think a better example might have been:

Takashi, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.

Secretary Yu Zhengsheng's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
04/22/09

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I bet that car dealer is really pissed he offered free delivery with the purchase of any new car. On the plus side, the guy bought the rust coating and the dealer floor mats.
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