What the hell, matt?! It's seems like every week you guys are hiring another intern.
Is Jesus really that much of a prima donna that you can't hang onto an intern for more than a fortnight? Or did yet another intern fuck up your coffee?
(seriously, buchanan - the MUD truck makes a good cuppa. you shouldn't fire the intern for buying from him)
Fly me and my family out there and I will sleep in your office. I have a baby, so I'm familiar with crying-orders (will grab you coffee first, if that doesn't sooth you I'll change you, and if that doesn't work I'll pat your bottom and jiggle keys in your face), being wrist deep in poopy, and getting up at random hours with little to no sleep.
@madog: Also, since wen du New Yohka's have a grasp of the fucking English langage, ya mook bastards? I got an idear for ya's, go fuck yuseves. Aaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
You know, if you guys would stop using your interns to test tasers, electroscalpels and whatever the heck this thing is, maybe you wouldn't need to keep getting new ones every couple of months, you guys!
@liveallnight: If you have an idea of a sidekick in the Marvel universe that will represent the same shame and humiliation that a Giz intern will receive as the 1960s Robin, please feel free to post.
The intern serves you coffee at 170* ONE TIME and you ship him off to Somalia. I'd hate to see what would happen if Julia got Shake Shack without telling you.
By lousy pay are we talking at least enough to rent an apartment and eat food?
Because I'll move my ass out there myself from Saint Paul, MN for a chance to have a job where I can screw around with gadgets and write stuff about them.
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Is Jesus really that much of a prima donna that you can't hang onto an intern for more than a fortnight? Or did yet another intern fuck up your coffee?
(seriously, buchanan - the MUD truck makes a good cuppa. you shouldn't fire the intern for buying from him)
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and if you are extremely lucky, you'll get to insert your penis into some cool gadgets
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(ironic, no?)
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oh well, such is life i suppose...
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@OCEntertainment: Too easy..
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The intern serves you coffee at 170* ONE TIME and you ship him off to Somalia. I'd hate to see what would happen if Julia got Shake Shack without telling you.
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Because I'll move my ass out there myself from Saint Paul, MN for a chance to have a job where I can screw around with gadgets and write stuff about them.
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(I'm lying really, I'm actually laughing my ass of right now and people are looking towards my cube.)
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The only thing Giz needs to be concerned with is my Mountain Dew intake.
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