I made something in my Dad's garage (forty years ago now!). A coffee jar filled with oil and containing a high voltage transformer made from relay cores and iron rods. A heap of permanent magnets and a big coil powered by AC directly from the wall, and a canister of butane. The butane makes a flame that conducts a current from the high voltage discharge to make a plasma. As the current ramps up the 60 Hz magnetic field (at ninety degrees to the current) moulds the plasma into pulses. The permanent magnets push the pulse train in one direction. Result, something that looks like a benchtop ray-gun.
Of course there was also the time that I realized that large alkaline batteries were a source of blocks of carbon. What do you make with a big pile of carbon blocks? Let's just say that fortunately I thought that pitch was short for pitchblende, a uranium ore, which isn't true. Mixing melted pitch with Clorox (closest I could come to hydrochloric acid) does leave yellow crystals when you evaporate the solution. thankfully said crystals are not uranium chloride....
I'm ready to buy, but where's the Features Comparison chart? For example, can I get Heat Vision Laser Beams now, or will that only be available in later releases? And is X-Ray Vision included in the base price models, or is it considered an upgrade? And if it is an extra-cost item, how does it compare to this common alternative?
C'mon, Giz, I expect not only better reporting but also better...um...specs.
@bosskev: Why didn't they ever do a Superman storyline where Superman spent the day hovering outside of Lexcorp's top floor, zapping Luthor with X-rays for 12 hours?
"You'll never stop me, Superman!"
"You have an inoperable malignant brain tumor. You'll be dead in three months."
"Oh. Wow. Now my plans of world domination seem kind of meaningless. I...I don't know what to say. I'm suddenly confronted with my own mortality. Do... do you know of a good hospice provider?"
"Yes. But I won't tell you. Just because I'm a superhero doesn't mean I'm not a douchebag. Happy cancer, Lex."
You can get the Apple-brand eye, it is prettier and better built then all of them, but is more expensive and unfortunately is not compatible with most forms of light, only proprietary ones.
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@bosskev: Seems to be muscle coordination thing, I hold out for the BCI. And if not that, then it's brain deficiency in which case the BCI might also help..
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@rrrrrrright: Everyone makes fun of that old asshole-guy for the tubes comment, but can anyone think of a better non-electronic analogy for the internet than one of those old-tyme pneumatic tube systems?
(I know he's still an asshole, because there's no way that he actually understood how the internet works and so shouldn't be talking about legislating it).
They should have taken multiple shots of the city during the Earth Hour to see if any of the lights in the background got turned off when people were like "WTF?" and then Googled what was going on and then turned off their lights.
It's kind of disheartening though that none of the houses appear to have joined in. At least the casinos would have had a reason to keep their lights on because those lights help draw customers into their casinos.
I wonder how much energy they saved with the warm up "costs" that many of the metal lamps have, after needing to restart them after they cooled to room temp.
They might get more participation if the whole movement hadn't been hijacked by lunatics.
I'm in favor of being more eco-friendly. However, I don't believe in man-made global-warming, and I certainly don't support most of the ideas being floated around for the Copenhagen conference.
@sickpup: Why do people have to be like that? You know that turning the lights off is good for the environment whether you believe in anthropogenic climate change or not, so why not do it? Besides, turning off your lights is only going to decrease your power bill. OK, maybe the amount it affects your power bill is minimal, but it is in the negative direction, nonetheless. Even then, why not just do it for other reasons, such as it being the one chance that some people would be able to see stars from their house? If people actually participated, wouldn't it have been wild to be able to go star gazing in the middle of the city?
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Of course there was also the time that I realized that large alkaline batteries were a source of blocks of carbon. What do you make with a big pile of carbon blocks? Let's just say that fortunately I thought that pitch was short for pitchblende, a uranium ore, which isn't true. Mixing melted pitch with Clorox (closest I could come to hydrochloric acid) does leave yellow crystals when you evaporate the solution. thankfully said crystals are not uranium chloride....
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The differentiation here is important.
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"Seems to be muscle coordination thing, I hold out for the BCI."-> "Seems to be a muscle coordination thing, so I hold out for the BCI."
Dammit, shouldn't have gotten out of bed, today.
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(I know he's still an asshole, because there's no way that he actually understood how the internet works and so shouldn't be talking about legislating it).
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It's kind of disheartening though that none of the houses appear to have joined in. At least the casinos would have had a reason to keep their lights on because those lights help draw customers into their casinos.
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They might get more participation if the whole movement hadn't been hijacked by lunatics.
I'm in favor of being more eco-friendly. However, I don't believe in man-made global-warming, and I certainly don't support most of the ideas being floated around for the Copenhagen conference.
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