The Apple Store Is Down As a Nation Trembles in Confusion and Fear

Much like the eclipses of old would rattle the marrow of the ancients, the online Apple Store has traded its wares for a parading GIF of away multilingual away messages and left us all existentially afeared. Apple! Apple! Why have you forsaken us?!?!?!?!? » 10/23/12 8:22am 10/23/12 8:22am

Apple Event: iPad Mini, 13-inch MacBook Pro Retina, New iMac and Mac…

Tim Cook and his mariachis are presenting the new ultra-thin, ultra-light, magical iPad Mini or iPad Air* today at 1pm Eastern /10am Pacific at the California Theater in San Jose. They will probably announce other products too. We'll be commenting it live. » 10/22/12 3:20pm 10/22/12 3:20pm