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    Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans

    iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    If every act of foreplay involves this much analysis, then perhaps "nerd sex" truly is an oxymoron.


    The concept is short and sweet: slide to unlock. Then proceed with pleasure.

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    Image of electronymous electronymous
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    What about the fellas?
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    Image of Mayor McRib Mayor McRib
    05/29/09

    @electronymous:

    You could just wear them backwards?


    I kid I kid.

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    Image of SeattleTed is proud to like Robert Zimmerman SeattleTed is proud to like Robert Zimmerman
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    Are these panties or thongs? I can't tell from the photos here or on the website. My chick isn't allowed to wear "panties" especially since she isn't over 50.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @SeattleTed is proud to like U2: you should visit jezebel.com. i think they would like you.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/29/09

    @SeattleTed is proud to like U2:


    Step 1) Aqualung

    Step 2) Panties =/= Granny Panties

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    slide and unlock aside -- i just want to find a girl that will let me run multiple applications.


    c'mon amirite

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    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    As if a guys underwear is EVER locked.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/29/09

    @Curves: What? Not true. If you look closely you'll find a little button right in the middle.


    (Wait, that came out wrong.)

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/29/09

    @Curves: Provided that there's actually underwear there. Don't judge me. It's nearing summer.
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    Image of StupidSimple StupidSimple
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    Great, now every time I unlock my iPhone, it will give me a boner.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @stupidsimple: doesn't sound like a big issue
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    05/29/09

    @stupidsimple: I have friends to whom this happens even without the panties connotation.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    Word has it that Woz and Jobs wear these, and compare them on Skype. Beware.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I heard Woz bought some for Kathy.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @49USBPorts_GitEmSteveDave: they broke up
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/29/09

    @does the aero shake_Nick: So? I bought Christmas presents for my Ex after we broke up. Has she ever stopped by to pick them up....
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @HasPonies!Envy_GitEmSteveDave: eesh, i have done that. thanks for making me cry at work GitEm
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/29/09

    @OMG! Peeonme!: Well, if you need a belt buckle w/the letter "K" to match the anniversary present I bought you before our anniversary and before you broke up w/me, you know where to go.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    You know, it's just my opinion, but for no extra charge, you can opt for the voice-activated version.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That being "should", not can.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: there was a clap activated version in the works, but it had too many negative connotations.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I prefer the version that just unlocks on its own.


    Sure, sometimes it unlocks when it's not convenient. And sometimes it doesn't unlock, even when you want it to.


    But overall I find that it works pretty well.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/29/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: I'm sure there's some legal ramifications of having clothing spontaneously unlock, and I doubt very much that "wardrobe malfunction" claims will hold up in court.
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    Jesus Diaz involved in an "underwear removal" story...


    Shocking.


    I'm going to buy a pair and put them under the bed for my girlfriend to find...

    It keeps the spice in the relationship.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/29/09

    @DustyButt: funny, she said the same thing to me when she made me hide under there.
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    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/29/09

    @does the aero shake_Nick: Hey, move over.
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    Image of dc-united dc-united
    05/29/09

    In reply to Slide-to-Unlock iPanties Now Available to All iPhone Fangirls, Fanboys, and Fantrans
    I would think the slider would go in the opposite direction.


    Maybe that's just me.

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    Image of bobbyn01 bobbyn01
    05/29/09

    @dc-united: slide them up while they are already on? The idea isn't to give her a wedgie
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    05/29/09

    @bobbyn01: You don't need to slide them off. You just need to hold it aside.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Wow, she is purdy.
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    Image of davezatz davezatz
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Cafepress.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    So my wife came home the other day and she said, "You know what? My underwear is a lot like my iPhone." And I said, "Well, why is that honey?" And she said, "Cause I really wish I could switch to another service provider."


    *rimshot*

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    92BuickLeSabre was starred 92BuickLeSabre was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: *rimjob*


    fixed.

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    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    05/05/09

    @You gonna eat that?_Nick: and ps


    you better make sure she isn't roaming other networks.

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    Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Just tell her that you're big in Japan.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: I don't think it will work. At first she was attracted to my edge. And when that wasn't enough, I grew up, started pulling down 3Gs right and left. I started doing more things, did a better job of figuring out where I was going. I even slimmed down, while making the important parts bigger, if you know what I'm saying. Started dressing up, got a little color. But at the end of the day she's still trying to sprint off somewhere else. Even if I tried to tell her, I'm not sure if she could hear me now. Not good.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    Try to load illegal apps and you will be LOCKED OUT.
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    Image of Wilky_McBadass Wilky_McBadass
    05/05/09

    @Curves: unless its jailbroken... i have no idea what that can mean but im just gonna throw it out there
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @Wilky_McBadass: Don't you mean Jailbaiting?
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Complexified Complexified
    05/05/09

    In reply to iPanties: Slide to Unlock Lingerie May Require Jailbreak
    You guys should check this out...best iPhone rant ever!


    [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]

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    Complexified was starred Complexified was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @Complexified: No thanks.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No but really, you've probably never heard of that guy, and he's hilarious.
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    92BuickLeSabre was starred 92BuickLeSabre was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: That's fine. The URL alone is enough to make me not want to go there.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No but seriously. OMG! This guy's so crazy. He just says whatever he thinks and stuff!
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    92BuickLeSabre was starred 92BuickLeSabre was unstarred
    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/05/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Yeah, Bush said whatever Cheney thought, and look where that got him!


    Er wait, is that the same?


    Anyway, so, you know. Fuck the iphone rant. Because, he's probably some Nokia lover fellating everyone he can to get some phone that really kind of sucks into the hands of others because he says so.

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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/05/09

    @Howlin' Mad Murdock...Lite: No seriously, OMG! that guy is hilarious!


    Ha Ha Ha.

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