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    My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'

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    Image of verythrax verythrax
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    So, did you give a iPhone to you sister in the end or not?
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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    12/22/08

    @verythrax: Yeah, he gave it to her in the end alright.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    Someone keeps emptying cans of lysol in the bathroom near my office. I can fucking taste it in the air. This is totally unacceptable.


    Your sister is clearly cheating. She's using her new white "button" phone to communicate with any number of strange men that are not her current boyfriend/fiancé/husband.


    1. Call her out in front of the entire family this Christmas!


    2. If she denies it, immediately call your niece a liar and refuse to talk to anyone about it.


    3. Get drunk on eggnog


    4. ?


    5. Profit!

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    Image of Seiven Seiven
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    I love stories like this, to be able to see gadgets through the eyes of a child would be awesome...everything would seem like magic. And no fanboy/girl syndrome like we develop as we get older.


    and lol at the disemvoweled posts.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    I used to have one of those goofy plastic bastards as a kid. Now that I look at it...wtf did I ever see in it??
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    <_<


    >_>


    o_O


    I don't get it...

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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    interesting that your niece would lie about your sister's choice of phone.
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    12/22/08

    @Brian Lam: It's all about the street cred.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    dn't ndrstnd why y pstd ths....
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/22/08

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!: Wooooooow. Disemvoweled for THAT. See, thats why you're not Senior Associate Editor or Featured Editor. You're just a lowly Associate Editor.


    That is assuming that the way you have it organized on that sidebar is some sort of editing hierarchy. You keep posting like this an Lam's gonna drop you all the way down to... Oh, I don't know-Columnist. Or worse yet, he's gonna send you over to Consumerist where you'll be sold off to the highest (or only) bidder.


    I still think you're sexy even though you disemvoweled me, Mark.

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    12/22/08

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!: Most of the people that are getting disemvowled aren't even complaining about the topicality, they are simply saying they don't get it...


    I must include myself among their number.

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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/22/08

    @bpapa9013: And its the holidays! Yeesh. Is that any way to celebrate the birth of Santa???
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    12/22/08

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!: It's the Holidays! Random disemvowelings for one and all! Merry Disemvowelscmas!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    But what apps does she have?


    I really need to get a iPod Touch, so I can share in everyone enthusiasm.

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    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    When will button phones have copy/paste?
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/22/08

    @Derry Quinn: A pink RAZR will never have copy/paste.
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    Image of OGC OGC
    12/22/08

    In reply to My Kindergarten Niece Tells Me About Her Mom's 'New Phone'
    'm srry, dn't ndrstnd ths pst t ll.
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    12/22/08

    @OGC: (repeated from the above post)The point is this kid differentiates phones as either (normal) or (with buttons). To her, the cell phone with buttons is antiquated and the touch screen cell phone is normal.


    The photo along with the story accentuates a child's disconnect with ideas that are very familiar to us.


    If this kid thinks that a cell phone with physical buttons are old, what does she think about rotary phones like I was used to when I was young?

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/22/08

    @se7a7n7: Your logic and reason are not welcome here. Be gone you vagabond!
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    12/22/08

    @OGC: COCK SHIT DICK FUCK BITCH!


    At least you have a reason to disemvowel my post...


    WTF?

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    12/22/08

    @bpapa9013: Not you OGC, I'm speaking to the mod of course...
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