Looks like crap, apparently. Okay, we'll admit that FaceTime is cooler than we thought, but having it only work on Wi-Fi makes it less useful. But after seeing FaceTime fail over 3G, we'll take less useless over being unusable.
We knew that we can call 1-888-FACETIME to try out a FaceTime chat with an Apple employee. What we didn't know is that they're also happy to talk to puppets and seem to work from a beach. [Thanks, Andrew!]
If your friends don't have iPhone 4s, you'll have no one to FaceTime with! Good thing Apple is letting you test FaceTime calls with Apple employees at 1-888-FACETIME. I got to talk to Dave. It was kind of awkward.