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Why You Should Think Twice Before Dating An iPhone User
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Oh, but then I took it back. And then I did it by email. And took it back. And then...ah, geez....yes, I'm a terrible arse. #iphoneuserstudy
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If you want to be a selfish prick do it to their face.(Selfish as in how you break upi not that you want to break up) #iphoneuserstudy
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That pun, however, Rosa! That is simply inexcusable! That hurts me...deep....in my heart. How could you do this?! After all the witty one-liners and ironic parodies, satire at it's finest! A pun? A pun?! Rosa....oh, Rosa. You are tearing me apart!
;-) #RosaRocks #iphoneuserstudy
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I'm soooooory! #iphoneuserstudy
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The internet needs a Joking Statement font, along with Sarcasm that would makes things so much easier to read. #iphoneuserstudy
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you don't seem to come off that way... #iphoneuserstudy
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/head hits office desk with loud thud, soft snoring ensues. #iphoneuserstudy
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When I broke up with my iPhone, I used it to do the dirty deed (via a call to AT&T) How perverted is that?!
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What if their partner has a better device than them? My G1 just happens to make most iPhone users I know feel like their phone is crap compared to the power of 'droid. And hell - my FUZE when I had it used to impress.
At least a Windows Mobile device (like my FUZE) makes me look more professional and mature than I really am than if I owned, say, a QWERTY dumbphone or an iPhone. #iphoneuserstudy
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And "we need to talk" means face-to-face. #iphoneuserstudy
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People need to use that phrase for fun things and take the edge off it. #iphoneuserstudy
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What kind of asshole bakes a cake and then asks what kind of cake the other likes?
"We need to talk. I baked you a cake. It's Devil's Food."
"But I have celiac disease. You know I can't eat gluten and can only have flourless cakes."
"That's okay. Angie likes Devil's Food cake."
"No she doesn't. And I should know. I've been best friends with her for years."
"She's been lying to you for years about that."
"That bitch!"
"That's not the only thing she's been lying about."
"Really?"
"Yeah. When she said she wasn't sleeping with me. That's a lie. Hasn't been true since 2003."
"WHAT?!"
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about. We're breaking up. I'm marrying Angie. She's prettier, more fun to be with, and actually likes when I bake cakes for her. Leave the keys in the mailbox. Smell you later."
See?! "We need to talk" can only be used for breakups - not cake-baking. #iphoneuserstudy
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I could go into more detail.... #iphoneuserstudy
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What this says about culture is the more disturbing thing. Just the fact that the iPhone sells as much as it does is ridiculous. not just that, but all smartphones. and approximatly what percentage uses it to its full potential? I would venture in the low teens at best. Style over substance, thats the way the world turns. #iphoneuserstudy
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And not for the 3GS users who held off on iPhones altogether until it had enough essential features to make it a viable option? We get less credit because you're impetuous? Awesome. #iphoneuserstudy
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Sure, "there's an app for that", but do you do "that" often enough that cluttering the menu with an app for it is worthwhile? And meanwhile, genuinely useful features, the kind of features that people who actually use their smartphone like a tool rather than like a fashion accessory or status symbol, are not available. Multi-tasking is a VERY BIG DEAL. And it needs to be available on a smartphone; no excuses! Having an app to use as a level is NOT a big deal. Tethering is a VERY BIG DEAL. My legal, unlocked out of the box N95-8G does tethering (no additional fee), and it saved my ass a couple of times when I was on-call for work. A cute zooming mechanism in Google Maps is NOT a big deal; I can press a key for that. #iphoneuserstudy
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WTF Giz? WTF is up with your comments? Coming. Going. Lost. Never existed?
It's really quite shameful. Of course maybe the comment problems will just "go away" like the Malware.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
If we don't talk about it, it never happened. #iphoneuserstudy
11/05/09
PS: Yes, I was owning up to being a terrible, terrible person. #iphoneuserstudy