Well, even worse, the rest of the lumps were all ID'd as Edward James Olmos.

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1) Mr. Rogers looks like shit in that picture.

2) What's the deal with the encephalitic bear?

3) You went to school in Latrobe, PA?

So math class had questions like "Paul's dad bought a half-case of Rolling Rock. If he drinks two-thirds of the half-case after dinner, how many times will Paul's mom claim that she 'just fell down the stairs'?"

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Don't talk ill of the Admiral.

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And the answer to your question is "The dishes, if she knows whats good for her".

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You should see his face.

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Out of curiosity, I just googled Panda Pete, came up with this link:

[pandapete.co.uk]

Now, before anyone goes there, know that, right off the bat, the top video on that link is titled "Rectum Pooper Scooper". Um, Ponies? Is that what you meant by plays all day "in every way"?

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Now, repeat after me: "Our father, who art NOM NOM NOM NOM..."

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BY THE WAY:

One of the rules on commenting that will result in the Mighty Banhammer of Thor is NO racist comments. Because of Jake's phrasing, you both fail at following this rule and should be banhammered to no return.

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My sarcasm detector pinged on both their comments. Whether in bad taste or not, the notion that white people can't tell blacks apart has been a staple of black comedians' repertoires for decades.

Asians have suffered from similar stereotyping, and in fact also get their heritages mixed up, as many Americans can't tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc.

Neither of their comments appeared to be racially motivated or derogatory to blacks or Asians. Aparently you have a hero-complex and feel the need to step in on the behalf of these minorities.... why? All this namby-pamby political correctness is fucking sickening.

By the way, what color is your iPod?

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[stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com]

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Yes, Asians have suffered from stereotyping. But there's a difference between not knowing how Chinese, Vietnamese, Koreans, or any other Asian race differ and saying they all look the same. That absolutely denies any individuality. Your argument is made even more irrelevant when I introduce the idea of trying to tell Germans, Irish, or any other "white" race apart. Just because you can't differentiate between the different sections of Caucasians doesn't mean they all look the same. It means the races are similar (see: Caucasian...).

The second one was much more offensive in my opinion because it didn't play on any truths like the fact that darker colors are harder to differentiate to a webcam. If you actually look at someone of Asian heritage from a completely un-racist standpoint, you'll realize that while black hair is genetically the standard, just like with other races, the construction of faces differ as well as eye placement and nose shapes.

The point is, the only reason all "azn" people look a like to you is because you don't give them a second glance. Are they not worth it because of their race?

And my iPod is an 80gig iPod classic, so it has a matte black finish on the front and a chrome finish on the back and sides.

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I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you seriously have to get the fuck off the intarwebz NOW. You are going to have one hell of a rough time if you can't accept sarcasm. It's pretty much what the series of tubes are filled with.

Fucking moron.

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Or it's just because cats have facial proportions similar to humans, iPhoto probably thinks it's just a freeking ugly cousin or something...

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