Imagining Google as a real person is still so embarrassingly hilarious

If Google were a real person, he would probably have the world's most frustrating job. I mean, Google has to deal with all the crud we type into the search engine and spit out results that match up to our perverted tastes, stoned questions, deepest fears, doddering mistakes all while trying to not to judge us. » 7/10/14 9:01pm 7/10/14 9:01pm

A Quadriplegic Racer Will Steer a Stingray With His Head at the Indy 500

It takes a special breed to enter the Indy 500, but to attempt to do so without the use of your arms or legs is simply out of the question. Until now, that is. With the aid of his semi-autonomous race car, former Indy Racing League driver Sam Schmidt is in it to win it—or at least the four promotional laps he'll be… » 5/13/14 11:40am 5/13/14 11:40am

How funny would it be if Google was a real person you had to talk to?

Your Google search history is probably littered with typos, questionable queries, embarrassing visits to malware-infected websites, porn, Facebook, porn, Facebook, basic math questions a 6-year-old would know, juvenile jokes and so forth. It's not a proud place to be. But what if in order to make all those searches… » 1/13/14 9:22pm 1/13/14 9:22pm

If Going to a Party Was Like Playing a Video Game

Let's face it, for some gamers going to a party is harder than playing a video game. And for partiers, playing video games is harder than partying. So what if we combined the two worlds and made a video game just for partying? It'd be a lot tougher than you think. Balancing getting drunk, meeting people, hanging with… » 4/06/13 1:00am 4/06/13 1:00am

Social Media Is Ruining Our Real Life Conversations

If you use Twitter or Facebook or Instagram, everybody already knows everything there is to know about you. That sailing trip you took? Liked. Breaking up with your girlfriend? Replied to on Twitter. All these over-sharing, always-on social networks create situations where there's nothing left to talk about! [Shoebox… » 11/22/12 1:00am 11/22/12 1:00am

Here's What Emoticons Look Like In Real Life

Okay, we don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space, right? So I can admit that I have no idea what some emoticons mean without getting ridiculed? Admit it, you guys don't know them all either! Or do you? Whatever. If you don't know what some emoticons literally translate to in real life facial expressions,… » 9/19/12 11:00pm 9/19/12 11:00pm