Scientists have long struggled to explain what actually causes the sensation of itching – now we know what to blame.
Are you being eaten alive by mosquitos? Is the itch driving you completely and utterly insane? Us too! So when we heard about this magic wand that supposedly takes the itch away, we had to call it in to make fun of it.
Scientists have made the shocking discovery that it's your ankle, not your back, that feels the most awesome to scratch when you are itchy.
Ever get that feeling where you just hear or see the word "itch," and suddenly you need to scratch something? Brando's obviously playing on our hypochondria with this USB-powered "itching removal instrument." I think I need it.