Hey look it's the good Admiral Ackbar on that water stain. What's he doing there? OH! It's a trap, the pipe must be exploding, I need to get out of here! That would be my thought process if I saw this water stain moonlighting as the Supreme Commander.
The first trailer for Family Guy's spoof of Return Of The Jedi is here, and it's not a trap! Meg makes her big debut as the Sarlacc, and Peter is still kicking clone butt as Han. Watch it now.
Ahhhh! If you get freaked out by pigeons, wait until you see a whole writhing mass of the winged rats trapped inside a catapult-sprung net. Truly terrifying. And apparently the solution to Spain's big pigeon problem.
In today's Remainders: Empires. Apple tends to theirs at their annual shareholders meeting; Verizon reinforces their cellular empire for Spring Break action; and the Galactic Empire's graphic design team faces off with Ole Miss's new rebel mascot. And more!
Okay, this may be my new favorite thing on the internet: A map of the Star Wars galaxy, letting you know just how to get from Dantooine to Endor, and what other planets you pass on the way. It apparently originally appeared in the first issue of The Official Star Wars Fact File in 2002, before being reworked to offer…