Gizmodo: jackass

First Picture of Woz Primed to Dance Into America's Hearts

Adam Frucci — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:08:18 EST

Oh, Woz. I want to tease you, but deep down I've got to respect you for doing whatever the hell you want and not caring what anybody thinks. Dance your heart out, Woz.

And for those of you interested, Woz's partner in this will be Ukrainian dance champion Karina Smirnoff, one of my favorite Eastern European dance champions. Oh, and in case you weren't aware, fucking Steve-O from Jackass is in this as well. God help us all. [LiveJournal via The Daily What]

PS3 Greymarket Watch: Jackass Wants $5 Million

Jason Chen — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 14:35:45 EST

As if asking upwards of a couple thousand bucks for your PS3 wasn't enough, a jackass wants all of $5,000,000 for his PlayStation 3. He whines:

This auction is being listed to help raise money for me to pay my medical school tuition. I waited on line at Wal-mart for over 57 hours. I was even there a whole day before anyone else arrived. I was first in line and when all the PS3's were finally released to the public, I bought everything they had available and therefore, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PS3 AUCTION! I haven't seen a bigger PS3 auction on eBay yet!

Unfortunately for him, eBay's taken down his auction. Unfortunately for everyone else, he'll no doubt scam enough money to pay for his education, after which he'll become your local doctor. – Jason Chen

Douchebag PS3 Auction of the Day [Kotaku]

What Happens When a Jackass Swallows a Magnet

Jason Chen — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:00:50 EDT

With a coin on the outside, he can slowly trace the magnet's path through his intestines and out the other side. Even better, if this is a strong enough magnet he can even use it as a cellphone/MP3 player holder. – Jason Chen

Magnet Gut Video [Random Good Stuff]