We all know Snooki is going to be a mom. But while we were busy repressing visions of the possible sordid outcomes, College Humor faced the task head on, through the sleek, shiny, wholesome lens of Google Chrome.
I'd imagine this is the sort of hose Snooki would own—were I to also imagine Snooki capable of fathoming the whole "watering plants" concept. The "Hose Clothes" cover slips onto hoses up to 5/8-inches in diameter and costs $24 for 25 feet or $34 for 50 feet at Dirt Couture. [Design Happens via Book of Joe]
The Situation, from the MTV hit freak show Jersey Shore, was apparently trying to get an iPhone 4S from the Apple Store but got kicked out instead. Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! Sitch foolishly tried to cut the line.
No more gym, tan, laundry for you, teenage California guidette!
Uh oh! I've got some bad news for you, folks. Apparently you're at risk of catching a bad virus from Obama, Jenni J-Woww, and music videos.