"You'll love Windows Phone. It's so alive!"
When the first footage of "Machete" started to leak out, it seemed like a buffet of celebrity nudity: constant exposed flesh from Lindsay Lohan! Jessica Alba in the shower! Other, future famous women dancing around with nothing on at all!
Of all the amazing new technologies unveiled at this weekend's Digital Life Expo, this JessicaAlbot really takes the cake. Notice how life-like she is—hair in a perfect pouf, the face completely animatronically animated, her hands a riot of hydraulics and wires yet still delicate enough to press the buttons on an XBox…