Gizmodo: Jewelry

Lisco USB Snake Combines Jewelry, USB Cable in One Wearable Device

Kit Eaton — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:20:00 EDT

Designer Laurent Hongisto has crafted the Lisco USB Snake as an attempt to solve that age-old (ok... decade-old) dilemma of never having a USB cable handy when you need one to charge/connect-up your device. So the design combines elements of those '90s "slap bracelets" with a USB A to mini-USB cable, wrapped up in colorful polyurethane and designed to be carried around on your wrist. Hmmm. Ok... so it looks kinda odd, and do you know anyone who'd want to wear this as jewelry, let alone anyone who's frequently that desperate for a USB cable? It doesn't have the geek-chic of the USB watch, and looks like it's aimed at the teen girl market. Sooo, this'll remain firmly in concept-land, methinks. [Yanko Design]

Eyelid Jewelry Contact Lenses: Just Seeing Them Makes Eyes Water

Kit Eaton — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:00:26 EDT

Sporry guyss, there'lll be speling mistkes in this post coz I cnt see the keyboord proply: my eyess ar watercingg to much. *dab dab* Ah that's better. Just don't think too much about the eyelid jewelery from designer Eric Klarenbeek, or your eyes too will fill up in sympathy with that poor model. Wearing jewels dangling from contact lenses stuck to the front of her eyeballs. Ten out of ten for ingenuity, minus several million for practicality...that'd be my stance on these. Still, it's a weird world out there, so these will appeal to someone. Oh darrrn, I justu watchd the videoo... *drip*

Looks like Eric's been developing his idea since we first showed you... it's still weird, but this time you get to see it in action. [Style Dash via Random Good Stuff]

Precious Metal Cover Makes Jewelry of Apple Bluetooth Headset

Kit Eaton — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:14:00 EDT

Apple's Bluetooth headset is already small and stylish, but designer Andi Monn has come up with a way of adding to it that also improves its utility. His headset "sleds" slide over the device and turn it into techy jewelry, of a sort. Plus they let you carry the gizmo around without wearing it in your ear, and thus you avoid looking overly geeky. The headset is held inside magnetically, and the sleds come with a keyring so you can carry it around discretely, if that's your fancy. However, since they're available in high-grade brushed steel, .925 Sterling silver (or other precious metals, on request) and cost around $253, then hiding them in your pocket is probably the last thing you want to do. [Technabob]

Custom Nervous System Jewelry is Carved to Your Algorithmic Designs

Kit Eaton — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:15:00 EDT

Designers Jessica Rosenkrantz and Jesse Louis-Rosenberg have come up with a mathematical way to design jewelry. Via their Nervous System site, you steer open source "Processing" algorithms to produce a pattern you like. This is then machined by water-jet, etched and even gold-plated for you into real jewelry. Currently they've got a particle algorithm dubbed Radiolaria (think: bubbles in glass) and a diffusion-limited one, Dendrite (think: coral) but will soon add a tree-like Algae one. The prices vary, of course, depending on what you want—the gold necklace in the image costs $70. If you prefer, you can choose a pre-made pattern... but where's the fun in that? [Nervous System via PopSci]

Concept Jewelry Celebrates Birth With Plasticized Human Milk

Kit Eaton — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:54:00 EDT

Did you know that science has made it possible to turn milk into a plastic by solidifying the casein it contains? Well, you do now. But I bet you'd never think of using the technique to turn human breast milk into a "jewel" of sorts, and then use that to make a necklace. But that's exactly what French design team Duende are suggesting. Titled "Perle de Lait" their jewelry range is part of a bigger upcoming art exhibit that celebrates birth and explores "sharing of food between mother and child." It's a pretty amazing idea, though I'm not sure I know many people who'd wear it. Also to be exhibited is a set of "placenta coffins." Weird. There's a detailed preview over at Dezeen if you've got the nerve. [Dezeen]

Pillow Ring: Mobile Naps For People With Tiny, Tiny Heads

Sean Fallon — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:40:00 EDT

I am all about taking naps whenever the opportunity presents itself. The problem is that getting comfortable is often a major obstacle when there is no bed in sight. The Pilo Pilo ring from the Downstairs Studio offers a solution by attaching a tiny cushion to the end of a ring so that you can prop your head up on a soft surface. Unfortunately, those of us with freakish cartoon heads would probably find this method to be ineffective. What we need is something with more surface area—like a pillow book or pillow glove. [Downstairs Studio via Design Sponge via Neatorama]

CAT5 Wedding Bands Pronounce You Geek and Geek

Chris Magor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:29:57 EDT

Here's something from 2004 worth bringing up again as it circulates the blogs. I am guessing that wedding bands featuring male and female 8P8C Ethernet connectors have a somewhat limited demand. I mean, sure I have met geeks that would be right into this, but never a pair of them, though the fact that they are sold out tells me that they do exist. For those that do want to confirm their geekiness and love in one fell swoop, the sterling silver and plastic rings are available on Etsy at $175 for the set. [Etsy via Gadgetell via DVICE]

Analogue Ring Doubles as a Microphone

Sean Fallon — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:50:43 EST

This handmade, sterling silver ring from Analogue Aesthetics features a built-in microphone and a standard 3.5mm plug. Surely you can imagine the sort of fun that can be had with a device like this—plus, if a verbal jousting match with a heckler turned ugly, you have the satisfaction of knowing that a punch to the face with this baby on would be devastating. Available for $105. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

80's Walkman Jewelry

Brian Lam — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:56:08 EST

A necklace with a pendant shaped like old Walkman of lore. Probably about the size of a shuffle. [Josh Spear via BBG]

VanityRing Publicizes Your Google Count to the World

Mark Wilson — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:05:17 EDT

In the digital age, one's celebrity status is not defined by big jewels and liposuction. Just check your local mall—you can get a tummy tuck and CZ in between your rounds at Orange Julius. Now the VanityRing is the ultimate measure and celebration of one's status. Syncing with your computer through its ring box dock, the ring displays how many Google hits your name gets.

Or...if you were to cheat a bit as they do in this video... [project via gizmowatch]

Skull PCB Bracelet Brings Back High School Memories

Matt Buchanan — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:54:19 EDT

A Livejournal user with the lovely moniker "vomitsaw" has crafted some equally lovely skull bracelets from copper printed circuit boards, which are etched by hand and sport AV plug fasteners. Apparently there's been enough interest in these very '80s ornaments to lure the goth/geek (geek/goth?) craftsman into the possibilities of entrepreneurship, so look for them to fetch $20 each here. [LJ via Craftzine via MAKE]

Olinari Silver USB Dog Tags, Designed by Mysterious, Shadowy Figure

Charlie White — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:19:05 EDT

As USB drives become even more commoditized, now they're turned into scary looking jewelry in the form of these Olinari sterling silver dog tags. Choose from the fleur-de-lis style you see here or a few others you can see in the gallery, some of which make you look like you've been tapped into the Knights of the Round Table. Inside the pendant, there's a little secret.

The bottom opens up to reveal a tiny 2GB Sony Micro Vault USB drive. Available this fall, each dog tag includes that 2GB USB drive, with pricing starting at $349.

There's nice detail built into these spooky-looking pendants, designed by a guy the company describes as "an elusive phone customizer who's known on various internet forums by the alias of Loriolus." That adds a aura of mystery, making these exotic pieces even more appealing. [Olinari]

Apple Command Key Ring: Totally Geeky, Not at All Classy

Matt Buchanan — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:52:50 EDT

This ring is another fashionable addition to the fabbed-from-Apple-notebooks line of geek jewelry—if you're around six years old. On the other hand, even a six year old can afford it, since it only costs $4. [Etsy via Shiny Shiny]

PowerBook Earrings Are Totally Geeky But Totally Classy, Too

Matt Buchanan — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:37:28 EDT

What to do with an old PowerBook when you replace it with a shiny new Santa Rosa MacBook Pro? Make jewelry out of the power buttons, of course. While these are of the dangly, girly variety, they would make a pretty killer pair of gauges, too. [Flickr via MAKE]

Stolen Pixel Jewelry Proves Valkryrie Needs Bling More Than Food

Jason Chen — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 15:00:17 EDT

Essentially the female version of the 8-Bit Tie, these "Stolen Jewels" designs from Mike and Maaike are pixelized jewelry that you can actually wear. Sure, they look like they're either made out of paper or cheap cloth, but it's the idea that counts.

However, even though they look cool to you, if you ever get your wife these instead of real jewels, well, take a look at that video again. – Jason Chen

Designer Page [via Mocoloco via Yanko Design]

Jewelry Made from Computer Parts

www.gizmodo.com — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:58:09 EST

Tired of spending time and effort on buying the latest gadget gift for your lady (okay, for you) only to disappoint her and have yet another round of the "you never buy me jewelry" conversation? How about a gift that satisfies your urge to geek out and her biological need for jewelry? Try Zelle jewelry, made from Cat 5 cable, Diodes, Hex-Ferrite and MIDI plugs, which have a hip indie/DIY vibe for your stylish geek girlfriend. Bonus—these unique necklaces, bracelets and keychains won't break your bank with their reasonable prices. –Dana Bushman

Zelle Jewelry [Elsewares via Popgadget]

Cyber Snipa Tool Kit Dogtag

Travis Hudson — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:12:09 EST

Yes, we've all been there. Casually lounging around the coffee shop when suddenly a frantic person comes running into the coffee shop needing help with their computer. No longer will you have to delay the inevitable by going home to get some repair tools, now it is all stored right on a handy, geeky dog tag. The Cyber Snipa dog tag comes loaded up with enough tools to crack open that computer case and fix whatever the problem is with the help of the included LED flashlight. If it is a software problem the dog tag also comes with a 512mb removable flash drive perfect for storing spyware and virus removal tools. Once you are done you can even crack open a cold one with your rescued damsel/dame in distress with the included bottle opener. This tool set will set you back $46 or so. – Travis Hudson

Product Page [Via uberreview]

Remember Ring Gives You a Burning Reminder

Charlie White — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:54:28 EDT

The Remember Ring has a special nagging feature, using its "Hot Spot" technology that warms up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before that "special day," apparently honoring the anniversary of your voluntary servitude. That's supposed to be warm enough to be uncomfortable but not hot enough to burn you. The Remember Ring converts the heat from your hand into electricity using a micro-thermo pile, keeping that battery charged and its heat-bomb clock ticking away, ready to burn you again next year.

Tell the diabolical proprietors when your anniversary date is when you order the ring, and they'll program it for you. Available in seven styles ranging from gold to silver, it has a lifetime warranty. We would like the company to add a special voice nagging option, kicking into an hourly whine about taking out the garbage once a week. – Charlie White

Product Page [Goldsmith Gallery]

Dog Tag Multi-Tool, Now 100-Percent More Trendy!

Travis Hudson — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:25:57 EDT

Besides being the coolest fashion accessory at the gym, this dog tag also includes a barrage of tools that will help you fight off the killer attack ponies, who happen to have their secret lair at the gym. This dog tag multi-tool includes tweezers, a knife, a file, a bottle opener, a Philips screwdriver and even an LED light—you know, for the killer pony attackers who are afraid of the dark. All of this is housed in a stainless steel dog tag that is only a fourth of an inch thick. Unfortunately, they don't do custom engraving for the dog tags. You didn't want derogatory killer pony comments on your dog tag, anyway. $32. – Travis Hudson

Product Page [Via OhGizmo!]

Manicure Necklace

johnb — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:43:49 EDT

When it just doesn't feel appropriate to whip out your 40-piece hand, foot, and butt-crack cleaning kit, we offer this charming piece of functional jewelry. This dog-tag-shaped thing allows you to file down and then clean the feces, blood, and hair from under your coke nail. I'm saying WTF on this one, but you do what you need to do to keep clean.

Product Page [Goe-Design via MoCoLoco]

Eye Jewelry

Travis Hudson — Wed, 03 May 2006 19:32:37 EDT

Over the years, with the help of Jager and horror flicks, I've managed to develop a pretty strong stomach. But this invention makes me cringe and dry-heave a bit. This is eye jewelry developed by Eric Klarenbeek. The jewels hang from contact lenses. Supposedly they don't affect eyesight at all. It is an artistic concept, so it probably won't become the latest fashion trend, but odd nonetheless. Check out Klarenbeek's portfolio here too see all of his weird stuff.

[Via ShinyShiny]

USB Jewelry From Kingmax

Gizloco — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:59:48 EST

In a move that s certain to create a pet-rock-esque fad, Kingmax is showing off wearable USB thumb drive jewelry. Is it nothing more than a cheap gimmick? Sure, but then you d lose the chance to be the belle of the ball whilst dangling 256MB to 1GB of flash memory from your ear. Pricing and availability details remain unknown, but expect there to be plenty of demand for USB jewelry. Besides, what better way to prove your elegance than by having flash memory fashioned in the form of an earring hanging precariously from your ear?

USB on an earring starts a new trend [The Inquirer via Ubergizmo]

Gizmodo Arts and Crafts Hour

tgrumet — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:15:38 EST

Tired of all those ugly cables snaking behind your entertainment system? Try turning that electrical octopus into BLESS cable jewelry. This is a kit that comes with all kinds of fashionable accouterments to turn your schmutz into ~~gold~~ pretty jewelry. It comes with materials like crystals, fur, pearls, lace and wooden cubes. If only the Dead were still touring, man, I could sell these from a dirty Mexican blanket in the parking lot and get real paid.

Cable Jewelry [Sensory Impact]

Fingerprint Jewelry: Unquestionably Yours

gizmogo — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 13:00:18 EDT

So this isn't really gadgety or anything, but it certainly has a geek quotient to it. You send a copy of your fingerprint to fancy schmancy jewelery maker Piaget, and they'll make a watch or pendant design out of it. The swirls of your print will be laid out in diamonds and white gold, which means this thing will be uber pricey. So pricey, that Piaget isn't saying how much it'll cost — you'll have to ask 'em yourself.

Piaget [Piaget via Gear Live]

eBay Deal of the Day: Boeing B-52 Bomb and Rocket Control Panel

Travis Hudson — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:44:51 EDT

The "gadget-girls" over at eBay have managed to get their hands on a nice piece of vintage memorabilia for all of those interested in death and destruction. This is the bomb and rocket control panel that was once in a B-52. Surprisingly this control panel is in excellent condition. All knobs and switches are in functional order and the paint job is also well done. This gem came from a former Boeing engineer, but unfortunately there is no data or information tag on the panel for more specific identification. The potential with this is endless. This shows usage anywhere from case modding to a coffee table piece.

GSS: 0 - Generally Calm

WWII Boeing B-52 29 Aircraft Bomb Rocket Control Panel [eBay]

UPDATE - James writes:

Yo! How could this be a WWII B-52 device? The B-52 didn t go into use until 1955.

The Wake up Ring

gizguest — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:29:45 EDT

Tomer Sapir's "Concept for a bedroom unit" —aka Unit 1.1—features a table, a reading lamp, a ring and an alarm clock. The alarm clock "provides a fresh awakening by synchronizing with your sleep cycles." We've heard of that before: there's a watch and a headband that do the same. They just happen to be the kind of accessories I don't want to sleep with.

Sapir's alarm works by measuring your sleep cycle and waits for you to be in your lightest phase of sleep before going off. Set up the alarm at the latest time you want it to go off. Now slip the small ring when going to bed. The ring monitors your body activity and sends the signal to the alarm to wake you up when it senses that you're in the "light" phase of your sleep circle.

The alarm comes with a weirdo lamp. To make it, the designer has your eye scanned. The image of the iris is then printed on the plastic shade of the lamp and a graphic designer samples the colors of the iris and uses them to paint some of the unit's parts. -RD

Phenomenology [Phenomenology]

eBay Deal of the Day: Blinging Maxell VHS Necklace

johnb — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 13:23:43 EDT

Be the first bad boi on the block to sport this hot Maxell VHS Tape Necklace. It's bigger than Flava Flav's clocks, even. Even Nelly's beautiful Nelly necklace can't stand up to the glare coming off this handsome, yet stylishly understated, piece of jewelry/obsolete video recording medium.

The story of how this eBay seller found this treasure is worth the price of a click itself.

*BLING* Video Tape Necklace!!! *BLING* [eBay]